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#1

Anyone Ever Been Mugged?

Oy. Walking to the train downtown about an hour ago, someone asked me what time it was and than pulled a knife on me. My best friend and I always said that if someone has a knife and not a gun, than we would just run away which is what I did.

That was NOT what I needed today.
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#2

re: Anyone Ever Been Mugged?

Oh geez, Matt, that's awful! *consolation hugs and pity gropes*

I've never been mugged, but I've almost been deliberately hit by a truck before! Does that make you feel any better? No? re: Anyone Ever Been Mugged?

Seriously though, that's terrible. Was it in a part with heavy pedestrian traffic? Did anyone see the guy? Did he chase after you?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

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#3

re: Anyone Ever Been Mugged?

that sucks man =( see this is why i travel with cows, they can whoop some ass
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#4

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matt i'm so sorry!! re: Anyone Ever Been Mugged?. At least youre alright.
Grace: I just gave a quarter to a homeless man. I think it was Johnny Depp.
#5

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OMG! That's awful!

Thank God, I have never been mugged.

*knock on wood*
#6

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Tiff, I remember that story. I think your experience was FAR worse than this.
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#7

re: Anyone Ever Been Mugged?

Sorry, Matt. That really sucks. I personally have never been mugged, but I have friends who have. It sucks.
#8

re: Anyone Ever Been Mugged?

What part of town were you in?

I've noticed in NYC that during the Bloomberg occupation that the city has grown worse. I've seen some desperate drug addicts trying to get money.
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
#9

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Crime also goes up and down with the economy, Goth. And please don't tell me you're going to blame Bloomberg for that, too.
#10

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I was on 5th Avenue. And there were others who looked like they had a LOT more money than I had!
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#11

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"And please don't tell me you're going to blame Bloomberg for that, too."

Who should I blame? It's his fault.
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
#12

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Sorry to hear Matt! I hope you didn't lose everything! I hated having to replace ALL the Cards and ALL the IDs...

I've never been mugged but my apartment was robbed and than recently my next-door neighbor surprised a burglar. It feels so awful!

Sorry to hear! I hope you went to the Police-- it helps to report it all!
#13

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That's awful, Matt. re: Anyone Ever Been Mugged?

*hug*
*pulls knife*

I jest!

*real hug*
#14

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Damn you, Bloomberg, for causing the entire national economy to enter a slump from which it is only now recovering!
#15

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I was mugged three times in three months. Twice with a knife and once with a gun. It's scary at first, but then fear is replaced with anger. I don't wish it on anyone.
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#16

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"Damn you, Bloomberg, for causing the entire national economy to enter a slump from which it is only now recovering!"

A pox on your house Bloomberg for being more concerned about a stadium we don't need and Olympics in 2012 which we don't have the room or security measures for, than for attracting jobs for workers now.
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
#17

re: Anyone Ever Been Mugged?

I was mugged years ago, by the Delacort theater in Central Park, the same type of in-your-face approach, people walking their dogs 25 feet away. Dusk. They count on the stun and immediate action. If I look back on it, I could've just taken off. But the deer in the headlights thing kicks in. I had a fascinating end--two hours later, someone brought my wallet to my door (I lived on 86th at the time.) Everything was intact, even fortune cookie fortunes, excpet for 18 bucks.

More recently, circa 2001, I was accosted on West End with a scam/extortion type of mugging -- anyone know this: Someone bumps into you, then supposedly drops "expensive reading glasses" that are shattered and starts screaming at you to give him money to cover them. They are typical drug store specs of course, and the shattered look has been done with a hammer. This actually happened to me twice. Just walk away, and quickly. Don't engage.
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Updated On: 4/5/05 at 06:12 PM

#18

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I'm so sorry, Matt! Glad you're okay!
#19

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You'd get fewer responses on a thread titled "Anyone Ever NOT Been Mugged?"

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#20

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Gosh, that is scary. I once had a gun pulled on me. I am so glad I didn't have any money on me because than the guy would have taken all I have. Than where would I be? But I was able to pull myself together and rather then go to a cop I ran home to post on my off-topic board because than I could feel amongst friends. I am glad you are safe.
PEACE.
#21

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Gee, I was hoping you would respond. Now my day is complete.
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#22

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glad you are safe....
"Sir K, the Viscount of Uppity-shire...." -- kissmycookie
#23

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I have been "mugged" non-violently in Cleveland. I just gotta go to the stage door down a dark street!

CCM '10!

Updated On: 4/5/05 at 07:03 PM

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sueleen, i think it's just awful how you belittle someone who's just undergone such a horrendous experience. you are so mean it makes my eyes sting just reading your posts. ouch. i hope you never have to brave a blade to make it back to your computer.
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#25

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Papa, I've never once done anything to you. I'm sorry if I talked about what happened here instead of posting to one of the many threads discussing Dick size and alcohol.
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."

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