So, some teens just rang the doorbell to trick or treat. AT 3:00! So, I went to the door and the girl was holding a bag of candy in one hand and the little gift bag I made for the neighbor in the other. I asked where she got it and she said, "Oh, those people down there left it out for trick or treaters." She had opened it and read the paperwork in it and didn't get it. I explained what it was and she said, "ooops. Well, I have already opened it now." I asked for it back and she got pissed. They must be from out of town.
Why would you assume that one bag left on a porch that said, "You have been BOOED!" was for trick or treaters? Better yet, why would they be trick or treating at 3? Morons.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than
f**ckin' perfect!