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Anyone ever get a face full of Pearl Cream?

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#1

Anyone ever get a face full of Pearl Cream?

Nancy Kwan sure did!


"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali
#2

Anyone ever get a face full of Pearl Cream?

Puwl Kweem!


"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#3

Anyone ever get a face full of Pearl Cream?

"Have you ever wondered why it's so hard to tell how old Oriental women are?!"



I have had that running in my head for YEARS!


Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#5

Anyone ever get a face full of Pearl Cream?

Those testimonials just kill me!


Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
#6

Anyone ever get a face full of Pearl Cream?

May as well pull out Rula Lenska!


"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

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