How about that incessant "Two of Hearts" by Stacey Q that you force me to listen to approximately 6 times a year?
Although, I can't really complain because you are forced to listen to:
"Rump Shaker" by Wreckx-N-Effect
"Poison" by Bell Biv Devoe
and the grandaddy of them all...
"Sunglasses at Night" by Corey Hart.
Seriously, how can you top:
"Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades oh no
Don't masquerade with the guy in shades oh no
I can't believe it!
'Cuz you got it made with the guy in shades oh no
'Cuz you got it made with the guy in shades oh no
Oh I say I wear my sunglasses at night"
They don't make bad songs like they used to.