Marilyn, if you're going to be a cunT, at least make it interesting. Seriously. I implore of you. Everyone despised RodneyK, perhaps even more than they despise you, but at least no one was bored with him.
This is the part where you start wishing death on people and their families, and threaten to kill them. Or vote for Bush.
It's not your meanness that's getting old. It's your method. You're so predictable now-- "I'm a whore, I'm a whore. You're boring. You're a loser. I'm a prostitute. Blah blah blah."
We get it. Switch things up a bit. Please.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell