Aretha Kitt

#1

Aretha Kitt

Posted: 10/10/10 at 10:15pm

Would anyone care to share their memories of this great performer?

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"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

#2

Aretha Kitt

Posted: 10/10/10 at 10:17pm

Crowned as the Queen of Soul, she spent her latter days playing Ethel Merman's sister on "Batman".

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#3

Aretha Kitt

Posted: 10/10/10 at 10:18pm

I thought she was the "Queen of Soil". Correct me if I'm wrong.

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#4

Aretha Kitt

Posted: 10/10/10 at 10:19pm

Was Aretha Kitt the star of that movie called "Lady Drinks The Booze"?

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#5

Aretha Kitt

Posted: 10/10/10 at 10:20pm

She was the one that said to Merman, "Eth, you really need to do a disco album."

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If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

#6

Aretha Kitt

Posted: 10/10/10 at 10:21pm

Wasn't she the sister of that dude that wrote Next To Normal?

#7

Aretha Kitt

Posted: 10/10/10 at 10:22pm

No, silly! She used to be the sister of the guy who wrote "Next To Nominal"

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#8

Aretha Kitt

Posted: 10/10/10 at 10:23pm

She said to Merman, "I hear Mary Martin's thinking about doing a disco album." The rest is music history.

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If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

#9

Aretha Kitt

Posted: 10/10/10 at 10:24pm

Actually, Mary Martin was a last minute replacement for Aretha Kitt in the beloved musical JENNY. That's a fact.

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"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

#10

Aretha Kitt

Posted: 10/10/10 at 10:28pm

Aretha Kitt was the one credited for telling Nana Mouskari that if she wore black glasses she would sell more records than The Beatles. The rest is music history.

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If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

#11

Aretha Kitt

Posted: 10/10/10 at 10:29pm

She was interviewed on corine's coroner.com

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'Take me out tonight where's there's music and there's people and they're young and alive.'

Updated On: 10/10/10 at 10:29 PM

#12

Aretha Kitt

Posted: 10/10/10 at 10:30pm

Aretha Kitt insisted that Margaret Mitchell change the name of her novel "Tomorrow Is Another Day" to something a little more catchy.

The rest is literary hostory.

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"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

#13

Aretha Kitt

Posted: 10/10/10 at 10:31pm

Aretha Kitt is the one that told Christy Lane, "Sweet Jesus Christy, just take it one day at a time." The rest is music history.

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If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

#14

Aretha Kitt

Posted: 10/10/10 at 10:33pm

Aretha Kitt was the first to go down the shaft to entertain the trapped Brazilian miners. Her rendition of "I Ain't Down Yet" is credited for keeping their moral boosted. She's still singing it.

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Updated On: 10/10/10 at 10:33 PM

#15

Aretha Kitt

Posted: 10/10/10 at 10:36pm

Columbus named one of his ships "Aretha Kitt" but it sank before they set sail for the New World Stages.

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#16

Aretha Kitt

Posted: 10/10/10 at 10:42pm

Aretha Kitt is the one that advised Lucille Ball that she could only be funny using food. "Girl," she said, "take a pie in the face, stomp grapes, eat chocolate, bake bread, toss pizza, eat a peanut butter sandwich." The rest is tv history.

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If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

#17

Aretha Kitt

Posted: 10/10/10 at 10:47pm

Aretha Kitt is the one that advised Liza Minnelli, "Girl, you better play Staten Island. Those folks ain't gonna drag themselves to Radio City Music Hall to see you."

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If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

#18

Aretha Kitt

Posted: 10/10/10 at 10:50pm

I love Aretha Kitt's hat.

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#19

Aretha Kitt

Posted: 10/10/10 at 10:54pm

Originally Tennessee Williams wrote a play called "Kitt On A Hot Tin Cat". Aretha took one look at the play and said "Folks ain't gonna pay to see smut on Broadway."

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If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

#20

Aretha Kitt

Posted: 10/10/10 at 10:59pm

In the late 1950s, Aretha was offered a Broadway musical called "Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves." She said, "Give it to Merman."

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If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

#21

Aretha Kitt

Posted: 10/10/10 at 11:08pm

Aretha Kitt is the reason The Beatles broke up. She got her PR machine to blame it on Yoko Ono, who at that time was just John Lennon's mechanic.

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If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

#22

Aretha Kitt

Posted: 10/10/10 at 11:09pm

Aretha Kitt urged Eliot Spitzer to become Client #9. The rest is political history.

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#23

Aretha Kitt

Posted: 10/10/10 at 11:10pm

I have a burning sensation in my Aretha.

#24

Aretha Kitt

Posted: 10/10/10 at 11:10pm

Aretha Kitt knew exactly when Channing ate corn.

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#25

Aretha Kitt

Posted: 10/10/10 at 11:12pm

"Channing Ate Corn And I Don't Care"--one of Aretha Kitt's greatest hits.

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