#3
Posted: 12/2/05 at 5:44pm
Completely random ones:
(HP-related)
"Coed Naked Quidditch!"
"Draco is my Whore-Crux."
"Voldie is the new Pink."
"No one shall out-douche King Douchebag." (from Conan O'Brien)
"Saturn would float in my bathtub." (from Astronomy class)
"If there was a swashbuckling school, I think one of the classes should be Laughing, Then Jumping Off Something." (quoting Emerson, the guy who runs MuggleNet)
"And, like a pimp, he just says, 'I know.'" (20 points to whoever can name this reference!)
...I have no life.
(HP-related)
"Coed Naked Quidditch!"
"Draco is my Whore-Crux."
"Voldie is the new Pink."
"No one shall out-douche King Douchebag." (from Conan O'Brien)
"Saturn would float in my bathtub." (from Astronomy class)
"If there was a swashbuckling school, I think one of the classes should be Laughing, Then Jumping Off Something." (quoting Emerson, the guy who runs MuggleNet)
"And, like a pimp, he just says, 'I know.'" (20 points to whoever can name this reference!)
...I have no life.
#4
Posted: 12/2/05 at 6:16pm
"The length of this conversation is way out of proportion to my interest in it."
Super geek points and an Internet cookie to anyone who can name the reference.
Super geek points and an Internet cookie to anyone who can name the reference.
#5
Posted: 12/2/05 at 6:21pm
I started going through my friends' away messages, and came up with this:
"Someone said to Voltaire, "Life is hard." He answered, "Compared to what?"
--at class"
"Someone said to Voltaire, "Life is hard." He answered, "Compared to what?"
--at class"
"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
--- ---
Intolerant of intolerance.
#6
Posted: 12/2/05 at 6:45pm
If you can figure out what "You're a Good Man Charlie Brown" and "Little Shop of Horrors" have in common, you'll know what I'm up to. - Suppertime (get it?)
Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it's off to class I go... - Class
not arouND (get it? tee hee... I'm a loser) - visiting friends at Notre Dame
I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome - Homework that I'm avoiding
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. - Douglas Adams - When I'm actually doing the homework I've been avoiding
My room's a mess, so I'm taking a spoonful of sugar and whistling while I work. (wait a tic... I see no singing birds, I hear no invisible orchestra... am I doing something wrong?) - cleaning
Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it's off to class I go... - Class
not arouND (get it? tee hee... I'm a loser) - visiting friends at Notre Dame
I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome - Homework that I'm avoiding
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. - Douglas Adams - When I'm actually doing the homework I've been avoiding
My room's a mess, so I'm taking a spoonful of sugar and whistling while I work. (wait a tic... I see no singing birds, I hear no invisible orchestra... am I doing something wrong?) - cleaning
I starred in a short film called Magnetic Personality. Check it out!
#8
Posted: 12/2/05 at 6:57pm
Random:
"You dont cut the helicopter from Miss Saigon" ~Jesse regarding cutting the sconces from Beauty.
"It's ok if we all die, as long as we follow the rules" ~Tirzah
*insert something utterly amazing and profound here and pretend I said it*
My mind may be dirty, but that doesn't mean I have to be physically dirty.. (shower)
"You dont cut the helicopter from Miss Saigon" ~Jesse regarding cutting the sconces from Beauty.
"It's ok if we all die, as long as we follow the rules" ~Tirzah
*insert something utterly amazing and profound here and pretend I said it*
My mind may be dirty, but that doesn't mean I have to be physically dirty.. (shower)
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#9
Posted: 12/2/05 at 7:37pm
My favorites are quotes from Michael Cerveris. The man is so damn elequent.
The absolute best one ever...
"It's the same kind of satisfaction, the same sense of accomplishment I felt opening on Broadway. Not look-at-me-aren't-I-cool-to-be-here, but I-made-it-from-the-crowd-to-the-stage-and-it-means-so-much-to-me. The watcher watched is still the watcher." -MICHAEL CERVERIS
The absolute best one ever...
"It's the same kind of satisfaction, the same sense of accomplishment I felt opening on Broadway. Not look-at-me-aren't-I-cool-to-be-here, but I-made-it-from-the-crowd-to-the-stage-and-it-means-so-much-to-me. The watcher watched is still the watcher." -MICHAEL CERVERIS
"What a mystery this world. One day you love them and the next day you want to kill them a thousand times over." The Masked Bandit in THE FALL
#10
Posted: 12/2/05 at 8:01pm
Basically, my away messages are boring. I think it's just my AIM profile that brings the hilarity...
"The cynicism you refer to, I acquired the day I discovered I was different from little boys!~All About Eve
#11
Posted: 12/2/05 at 8:04pm
Truff, I can never tell if my computer is screwed up or not when I look at your profile. :p
I have boring away messages. This is a good place for ideas.
I have boring away messages. This is a good place for ideas.
"While some feel it is a film related question, I seem to think it may be a 'I am thinking of losing my winkie' sort of question."
-cheezedoodle
-cheezedoodle
#12
Posted: 12/2/05 at 8:13pm
Saw one that made me chuckle the other day...
"I am unavailable because I am watching a porno that takes up the entire screen"
...a variation on the video game one that comes standard.
"I am unavailable because I am watching a porno that takes up the entire screen"
...a variation on the video game one that comes standard.
If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?
#13
Posted: 12/2/05 at 8:16pm
say, ms. rydell, is that a banana in your pocket?
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#14
Posted: 12/2/05 at 8:56pm
wait. so you put different messages on what, your phones, when you're showering or in class? seriously?
XING
PED
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#16
Posted: 12/2/05 at 10:52pm
"bee are bee me gots to pee"
"O_O [scroll down some] staring contest... you scrolled down... I WIN!"
"NAKED (it's big and red)... yeah you like that, don't ya
"
"O_O [scroll down some] staring contest... you scrolled down... I WIN!"
"NAKED (it's big and red)... yeah you like that, don't ya
"
::bust a move::
#17
Posted: 12/2/05 at 11:11pm
my away messages are generally quotes of random songs or things my friends have just said
And hang on, when did you win the discus?
#18
Posted: 12/3/05 at 1:12am
"my away messages are generally quotes of random songs or things my friends have just said.."
same here but one of my friends put her message up as "would *you* like someone to IM you while you're having s*x?"
same here but one of my friends put her message up as "would *you* like someone to IM you while you're having s*x?"
(formerly bronte604)
"You really just love money and power and capitalism? You know they're never going to love you back."
"Things happen for the best...I don't even believe that myself."
#19
Posted: 12/3/05 at 1:15am
My signature is one ofthem.
Another one I have is "The Schmuel Song":
And the clock said
"Na na na na, na na na, Oh Schmuel!
You'll get to be happy,
Na Na na na, na na na, I give you unlimited time... etc.
http://www.beintheheights.com/katnicole1 (Please click and help me win!)
I chose, and my world was shaken- So what?
The choice may have been mistaken, The choosing was not... "Every day has the potential to be the greatest day of your life." - Lin-Manuel Miranda
"And when Idina Menzel is singing, I'm always slightly worried that her teeth are going to jump out of her mouth and chase me." - Schmerg_the_Impaler
Another one I have is "The Schmuel Song":
And the clock said
"Na na na na, na na na, Oh Schmuel!
You'll get to be happy,
Na Na na na, na na na, I give you unlimited time... etc.
The choice may have been mistaken, The choosing was not... "Every day has the potential to be the greatest day of your life." - Lin-Manuel Miranda
#21
Posted: 12/3/05 at 3:13am
"Naked and wet, leave a message" shower
"Getting classy with it" class
""I'm thinking of becoming the stereotypical black man, you know, except without the novelty size penis or the ability to dance."
I really shouldn't be able to speak." Just a random on I use (and yes, that is actaully something I have said before)
"Slave Labor" when i'm off doing tech work for credit
those are my favorites.
"Getting classy with it" class
""I'm thinking of becoming the stereotypical black man, you know, except without the novelty size penis or the ability to dance."
I really shouldn't be able to speak." Just a random on I use (and yes, that is actaully something I have said before)
"Slave Labor" when i'm off doing tech work for credit
those are my favorites.
when ducks grow thumbs then maybe my opinion will change.
#22
Posted: 12/3/05 at 8:06am
Plum~
I love Sports Night too. Now, give me a cookie!
I love Sports Night too. Now, give me a cookie!
#24
Posted: 12/3/05 at 9:39am
somewhere over the rainbow
and i color the word rainbow and leave everything else black
and it works for anything
and i color the word rainbow and leave everything else black
and it works for anything
oy with the poodles already!
#25
Posted: 12/3/05 at 10:06am
phoenixfeathers - When Star Wars Ruled the World form VH1, on Han Solo's "I Love You." "I Know." 
If only you could know the things I long to say... if only I could tell you what I'm dieing to convey...
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