Away Messages

[son_of_a_gunn_25]

Posted: 12/2/05 at 5:17pm

Updated On: 1/3/09 at 05:17 PM

[apdarcey]

Posted: 12/2/05 at 5:32pm

my shower away message:

"getting wet."

[Unknown User]

Posted: 12/2/05 at 5:44pm

Completely random ones:

(HP-related)
"Coed Naked Quidditch!"
"Draco is my Whore-Crux."
"Voldie is the new Pink."

"No one shall out-douche King Douchebag." (from Conan O'Brien)

"Saturn would float in my bathtub." (from Astronomy class)

"If there was a swashbuckling school, I think one of the classes should be Laughing, Then Jumping Off Something." (quoting Emerson, the guy who runs MuggleNet)

"And, like a pimp, he just says, 'I know.'" (20 points to whoever can name this reference!)


...I have no life.

[Plum]

Posted: 12/2/05 at 6:16pm

"The length of this conversation is way out of proportion to my interest in it."

Super geek points and an Internet cookie to anyone who can name the reference.

[LaeloftheLakes]

Posted: 12/2/05 at 6:21pm

I started going through my friends' away messages, and came up with this:

"Someone said to Voltaire, "Life is hard." He answered, "Compared to what?"

--at class"

[~FloweryFriend~]

Posted: 12/2/05 at 6:45pm

If you can figure out what "You're a Good Man Charlie Brown" and "Little Shop of Horrors" have in common, you'll know what I'm up to. - Suppertime (get it?)

Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it's off to class I go... - Class

not arouND (get it? tee hee... I'm a loser) - visiting friends at Notre Dame

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome - Homework that I'm avoiding

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. - Douglas Adams - When I'm actually doing the homework I've been avoiding

My room's a mess, so I'm taking a spoonful of sugar and whistling while I work. (wait a tic... I see no singing birds, I hear no invisible orchestra... am I doing something wrong?) - cleaning

[gavrochegirl]

Posted: 12/2/05 at 6:50pm

It depends on my mood.

[camerangel]

Posted: 12/2/05 at 6:57pm

Random:

"You dont cut the helicopter from Miss Saigon" ~Jesse regarding cutting the sconces from Beauty.

"It's ok if we all die, as long as we follow the rules" ~Tirzah

*insert something utterly amazing and profound here and pretend I said it*

My mind may be dirty, but that doesn't mean I have to be physically dirty.. (shower)

[Chrysanthemum62001]

Posted: 12/2/05 at 7:37pm

My favorites are quotes from Michael Cerveris. The man is so damn elequent.

The absolute best one ever...

"It's the same kind of satisfaction, the same sense of accomplishment I felt opening on Broadway. Not look-at-me-aren't-I-cool-to-be-here, but I-made-it-from-the-crowd-to-the-stage-and-it-means-so-much-to-me. The watcher watched is still the watcher." -MICHAEL CERVERIS

[hypertruffle]

Posted: 12/2/05 at 8:01pm

Basically, my away messages are boring. I think it's just my AIM profile that brings the hilarity...

[theatrebabe]

Posted: 12/2/05 at 8:04pm

Truff, I can never tell if my computer is screwed up or not when I look at your profile. :p

I have boring away messages. This is a good place for ideas.

[JACXR71]

Posted: 12/2/05 at 8:13pm

Saw one that made me chuckle the other day...

"I am unavailable because I am watching a porno that takes up the entire screen"


...a variation on the video game one that comes standard.

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 12/2/05 at 8:16pm

say, ms. rydell, is that a banana in your pocket?

[RobbO]

Posted: 12/2/05 at 8:56pm

wait. so you put different messages on what, your phones, when you're showering or in class? seriously?

[Allie]

Posted: 12/2/05 at 9:04pm

I think they're talking about AIM, RobbO!

[zepka102]

Posted: 12/2/05 at 10:52pm

"bee are bee me gots to pee"


"O_O [scroll down some] staring contest... you scrolled down... I WIN!"


"NAKED (it's big and red)... yeah you like that, don't ya "

[bythesword84]

Posted: 12/2/05 at 11:11pm

my away messages are generally quotes of random songs or things my friends have just said

[Lorelai]

Posted: 12/3/05 at 1:12am

"my away messages are generally quotes of random songs or things my friends have just said.."

same here but one of my friends put her message up as "would *you* like someone to IM you while you're having s*x?"

[dancingthrulife04]

Posted: 12/3/05 at 1:15am

My signature is one ofthem.
Another one I have is "The Schmuel Song":

And the clock said
"Na na na na, na na na, Oh Schmuel!
You'll get to be happy,
Na Na na na, na na na, I give you unlimited time... etc.

http://www.beintheheights.com/katnicole1 (Please click and help me win!) I chose, and my world was shaken- So what?
The choice may have been mistaken, The choosing was not... "Every day has the potential to be the greatest day of your life." - Lin-Manuel Miranda "And when Idina Menzel is singing, I'm always slightly worried that her teeth are going to jump out of her mouth and chase me." - Schmerg_the_Impaler

[DefyingEDCT]

Posted: 12/3/05 at 2:57am

away

[ZONEACE]

Posted: 12/3/05 at 3:13am

"Naked and wet, leave a message" shower
"Getting classy with it" class
""I'm thinking of becoming the stereotypical black man, you know, except without the novelty size penis or the ability to dance."

I really shouldn't be able to speak." Just a random on I use (and yes, that is actaully something I have said before)

"Slave Labor" when i'm off doing tech work for credit



those are my favorites.

[melissa errico fan]

Posted: 12/3/05 at 8:06am

Plum~

I love Sports Night too. Now, give me a cookie!

[Unknown User]

Posted: 12/3/05 at 9:20am

Busy banning

[LorelaiGilmore]

Posted: 12/3/05 at 9:39am

somewhere over the rainbow

and i color the word rainbow and leave everything else black

and it works for anything

[moonys_autumn]

Posted: 12/3/05 at 10:06am

phoenixfeathers - When Star Wars Ruled the World form VH1, on Han Solo's "I Love You." "I Know."