Broadway Legend Joined: 9/4/05
Finding my grail or something...
"She's ****ed, I'm ready and the goddamn show must go on!" ~Camp
"Not in my backyard utensils... go back to China."
And most of them are lyrics to songs or just where I am.
I use these two sparingly, but they always seem to provoke interesting responses from my extremely bored friends:
Three guesses as to where I'm not...
and
I'm not here, but feel free to talk to my computer. It gets lonely when I'm not around.
Mine are usually snippets of really stupid IM conversations, or quotes from musicals or actors or things.
For example, my current one...
"I would like to personally invite every Republican delegate to come see our show."
- Michael Cerveris on Assassins
Phoenix, this quote is actually by Jack Handy ( a writer for SNL)
"If there was a swashbuckling school, I think one of the classes should be Laughing, Then Jumping Off Something."
Currently, my away messae is:
TOURETTE'S BOY: "Bitch! Witch! Snitch! Twitch! GHONNAREA!"
-"ROMANTIC" FEMALE CHARACTER: "I love you too!"
- Broadway Abridged's parody of "In My Life"
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
HAHAHA Gonorrhea!!
And I had no idea that was a Jack Handy quote ~ thanks for letting me know! He always says the best stuff. I also liked when he read out of his ginormous book (can't remember the official name). Why don't they ever do that stuff anymore? -lesigh-
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/14/04
Ha! Lamenting, I've never actually heard that quote before!
"bradpittifying" when i'm working on my appearence... including working out
"swinging around a rail in blue pants"
My current one says "So beat the drums 'cause here comes Thoroughly Modern Millie now!"
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
hehehe just thought i'd add this one that my friend occasionally puts up -- cracks me up EVERY time:
Some guy hit my fender the other day, and I said unto him "Be fruitful and multiply." But not in those word...
Prisoner 24601, I am totally stealing that.
I also have one that's a quote from Boondock Saints:
Catch you on the flipside...
My current away message, from the musical adaptation of BUT I'M A CHEERLEADER:
Boys will be boys
And girls will be cruised
Children don't grow up
Feeling confused
Little girls will learn to bake pies and
Little boys don't listen to Streisand
In a perfect little world
Husbands don't turn into fairies
and leave you for other Marys
In a perfect little world!
"They say the away message chooses the wizard..."
that's my Harry Potter one. :)
Be Bach later. Offenbach sooner.
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