Away Messages — Page 2

#26

re: away messages

Posted: 12/3/05 at 10:36am

Finding my grail or something...

"She's ****ed, I'm ready and the goddamn show must go on!" ~Camp

"Not in my backyard utensils... go back to China."

And most of them are lyrics to songs or just where I am.

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Am I cut out to spend my time this way?

#27

re: away messages

Posted: 12/3/05 at 12:39pm

I use these two sparingly, but they always seem to provoke interesting responses from my extremely bored friends:

Three guesses as to where I'm not...

and

I'm not here, but feel free to talk to my computer. It gets lonely when I'm not around.

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#28

re: away messages

Posted: 12/3/05 at 12:48pm

Mine are usually snippets of really stupid IM conversations, or quotes from musicals or actors or things.

For example, my current one...

"I would like to personally invite every Republican delegate to come see our show."
- Michael Cerveris on Assassins

#29

re: away messages

Posted: 12/3/05 at 4:53pm

Phoenix, this quote is actually by Jack Handy ( a writer for SNL)
"If there was a swashbuckling school, I think one of the classes should be Laughing, Then Jumping Off Something."


Currently, my away messae is:

TOURETTE'S BOY: "Bitch! Witch! Snitch! Twitch! GHONNAREA!"
-"ROMANTIC" FEMALE CHARACTER: "I love you too!"
- Broadway Abridged's parody of "In My Life"

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Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

#30

re: away messages

Posted: 12/3/05 at 7:12pm

HAHAHA Gonorrhea!!

And I had no idea that was a Jack Handy quote ~ thanks for letting me know! He always says the best stuff. I also liked when he read out of his ginormous book (can't remember the official name). Why don't they ever do that stuff anymore? -lesigh-

#31

re: away messages

Posted: 12/3/05 at 7:15pm

Ha! Lamenting, I've never actually heard that quote before!

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"What a mystery this world. One day you love them and the next day you want to kill them a thousand times over." The Masked Bandit in THE FALL

#32

re: away messages

Posted: 12/3/05 at 11:32pm

"bradpittifying" when i'm working on my appearence... including working out

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::bust a move::

#33

re: away messages

Posted: 12/3/05 at 11:40pm

"swinging around a rail in blue pants"

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::bust a move::

#34

re: away messages

Posted: 12/4/05 at 1:56am

My current one says "So beat the drums 'cause here comes Thoroughly Modern Millie now!"

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http://www.beintheheights.com/katnicole1 (Please click and help me win!) I chose, and my world was shaken- So what?
The choice may have been mistaken, The choosing was not... "Every day has the potential to be the greatest day of your life." - Lin-Manuel Miranda "And when Idina Menzel is singing, I'm always slightly worried that her teeth are going to jump out of her mouth and chase me." - Schmerg_the_Impaler

#35

re: away messages

Posted: 12/4/05 at 2:15pm

hehehe just thought i'd add this one that my friend occasionally puts up -- cracks me up EVERY time:

Some guy hit my fender the other day, and I said unto him "Be fruitful and multiply." But not in those word...

#36

re: away messages

Posted: 12/4/05 at 2:42pm

Prisoner 24601, I am totally stealing that.


I also have one that's a quote from Boondock Saints:
Catch you on the flipside...

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#37

re: away messages

Posted: 12/5/05 at 4:56pm

My current away message, from the musical adaptation of BUT I'M A CHEERLEADER:

Boys will be boys
And girls will be cruised
Children don't grow up
Feeling confused
Little girls will learn to bake pies and
Little boys don't listen to Streisand
In a perfect little world
Husbands don't turn into fairies
and leave you for other Marys
In a perfect little world!

#38

re: away messages

Posted: 12/5/05 at 5:09pm

"They say the away message chooses the wizard..."

that's my Harry Potter one. :)

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#39

re: away messages

Posted: 12/11/05 at 9:45pm

Be Bach later. Offenbach sooner.

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-Was that a fart?
-My fault, I fear.