B-Way Pickup Lines
B-Way Pickup Lines
#0B-Way Pickup Lines
Posted: 10/27/04 at 9:01pmcan anyone think of any good b-way themed pick up lines?
"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed
GovernorSlaton
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/14/04
#1re: B-Way Pickup Lines
Posted: 10/27/04 at 9:04pm
"How would you like to marry the next ambassador of France?"-Assassins
That's not exactly right; I'm paraphrasing.
insomniak
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
#3re: B-Way Pickup Lines
Posted: 10/27/04 at 10:01pm"Nice tree..."
I get lost, unless, of course, I'm getting found.
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#4re: B-Way Pickup Lines
Posted: 10/27/04 at 10:02pm"Are you trying to get me drunk? I assure you, it isn't necessary."
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#5re: B-Way Pickup Lines
Posted: 10/27/04 at 10:17pm
"You remind me of Charlie Brown? Will you fly my kite?"
that was bad...
"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed
#6re: B-Way Pickup Lines
Posted: 10/27/04 at 10:30pm
- Wanna dance?
With you?
- No. With my father.
Wanna see some pictures of me clad only in bubble wrap???
Not Broadway related, but my favorite...
I'm from the future. I'm here to tell you that one hundred years from now, you and I are still in love. Wanna get a drink?
#7re: B-Way Pickup Lines
Posted: 10/27/04 at 10:32pmI've got more than an angry inch... wanna see? Updated On: 10/27/04 at 10:32 PM
GovernorSlaton
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/14/04
Ebonic_Singer
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/18/04
#10re: B-Way Pickup Lines
Posted: 10/27/04 at 10:52pmCan I be the phantom in your opera? Hey--it's bad--I loooove the fiddler one!
Ebonic_Singer
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/18/04
#11re: B-Way Pickup Lines
Posted: 10/27/04 at 10:55pm
OOOh!! "Can I go into your woods??"
Come on--you know you like it.
#12re: B-Way Pickup Lines
Posted: 10/27/04 at 11:05pmhehe nice ones ebonic and CATS.
"Chicago is it's own incredible theater town right there smack down in the middle of the heartland. What a great city! I can see why Oprah likes to live there!" - Dee Hoty :-D
Ebonic_Singer
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/18/04
lovettespies
Broadway Star Joined: 8/19/04
#14re: B-Way Pickup Lines
Posted: 10/27/04 at 11:14pmGreatest thread ever. Sadly I can't think of any...
Keep the peace, take care of each other, and may you find your promised land.
-TJST
GovernorSlaton
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/14/04
#16re: B-Way Pickup Lines
Posted: 10/27/04 at 11:27pm
'They say I have the best ass below 14th street, is it true?'
Here in this cold white room tied up to these machines, it's hard to imagine life as it used to be. Laughing, screaming, tumbling queen... Like the most amazing light show you've ever seen. Whirling, swirling, never blue... How could you go and die? What a selfish thing to do...
RIP Jason
judy_in_disguise
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/31/04
Plum
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/4/04
#20re: B-Way Pickup Lines
Posted: 10/28/04 at 12:15amYes, NINE.
" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."
#21re: B-Way Pickup Lines
Posted: 10/28/04 at 1:55am"I simply cannot do it alone"
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#23re: B-Way Pickup Lines
Posted: 10/28/04 at 2:31am"Hey, Shiksa Goddess, I've been waiting for someone like you..."
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#24re: B-Way Pickup Lines
Posted: 10/28/04 at 2:48am
"Let's misbehave"
"Right and wrong don't matter in the woods..."
"When you're good to Mama, Mama's good to you."
"When you come home we're bound to go steady"
"I'm not wearing underwear today"
"I'm not afraid of anything"
"Now that we've met one another, it's clear we deserve each other."
"I'd do anything for you dear, anything, for you mean everything to me."
"You'll never find another who will be a naughty baby just like me."
"Let's do it for our country"
"Do you wanna have fun? How's about a few laughs? I can show you a good time."
"When I was a kid I used to dress up Ken, but now that I'm a woman I like bigger men."
"I'm just a girl who can't say no."
I starred in a short film called Magnetic Personality. Check it out!
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