For some reason, I suspect Annie as the saboteur, though I can't say why. Perhaps it is her fondness for pasty foundation and liquid eyeliner. She seems to be sabotaging her own look.
Poor Kathy. I have to admit, it was sort of funny watching her and Britney get stuck and sort of do this crazy slo-mo flailing. I can see how it would happen if you get too much of your body in contact with the caramel and you are tired out from the challenge itself. I actually got a little sad watching them struggle as it reminded me what the dinosaurs must have gone through when they encountered the La Brea tar pits in Los Angeles, watching their dreams of stardom slip away as they die a slow death while the giant Hollywood sign mockingly looms over them like a schoolyard bully in the late afternoon at the playground when all the teachers have gone home. No fame and fortune for big lizards! God's chosen are white heterosexual Americans who label themselves as Christians! Preferably, but not limited to, the MALES! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
But I digress...
I like Rachel, so she will probably be first to go. Ragan is going to be a drama machine. The whole coming-out thing with Annie just seemed so needlessly over-the-top. She appeared to mention the "bisexual" thing in the Diary Room rather flippantly, but then it becomes this huge dramatic private REVEAL moment with tears and hugs when she "comes out" to the gay guy? Sorry, but I didn't buy that. Now they are BFFs and forming an impenetrable bond because they share the gift of same-sex sexual practices. Please.
Enzo sounds like he's auditioning for Jersey Shore. He's got the nickname, he's got the accent, he's got the ego, he's got the vanity, he's got the ego, he's got the manscaping, he's got the ego, he's go the self-awareness and intelligence of a Ramen noodle, and he's got the ego. But most importantly, he wants US to know he's got the ego. He wants to be the Russell Hantz of Big Brother and I hope he achieves it. It would be so much fun to watch him talk about how awesome he is, screw everyone in his path, lose to his own boneheaded bullying strategy, and then be totally flabbergasted by his rather obvious mistakes. I'm up for that. Go Enzo! Take Rachel to the end with you!
Kathy's biggest mistake was criticizing Britney, especially in front of others, when she was the one who couldn't finish the challenge and looked like a pelican in the gulf of Mexico. She has some work to do to clean up that little mess, but it shouldn't be as difficult as the BP fiasco. She's the sheriff, after all.
Apparently, there is a girl in the house named Kristen. Huh.
Has anyone else noticed that the saboteur silhouette on the website is decidedly female? And that the padlock and tape on the photos were things any member of the production team could have pulled off? And that people stop being impressed by the mention of "Mensa" by the 90s? LAME!
So far, my favorites are Lane, because he reminds me of Andy Dwyer on Parks and Recreation. I don't think Andy knows what a brigade is either, but that's ok, because you're both unusually attractive. Monet, because her name is "Monet". And Rachel, because she has the potential to be the most entertaining. Andrew is slightly annoying, yet so cute, especially when he wears his Yom Kippur.
Looks like the summer for the Tool Brigade. Ugh. All they need is Mike Boogie to complete the macho tableau of self-important spermatazoa man-factories led by the testosterone infused mastermind known as..."Meow Meow".
Because "Kitty Kitty" would be too
girly.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
Updated On: 7/13/10 at 10:52 AM