BRISTOL/DWTS/CHICAGO/FOSSE! OMFG!

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BRISTOL/DWTS/CHICAGO/FOSSE! OMFG!

Posted: 11/23/10 at 1:05am

I almost threw up.
However, Jennifer Grey made up for it!

Melanie Griffith in the aud., 2 wks in a row? Also, Jamie Lee Curtis. And that other hideous Palin person. Oh, I guess they're casting next season.

#2

BRISTOL/DWTS/CHICAGO/FOSSE! OMFG!

Posted: 11/23/10 at 1:19am

I liked how Jennifer did the one dance from Dirty Dancing she did NOT do in the film. AND the watermelon! how self referential can u get?
Hope nobody puts Baby in the corner!

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BRISTOL/DWTS/CHICAGO/FOSSE! OMFG!

Posted: 11/23/10 at 7:57am

I rather enjoyed Bristol's "Cell Block Tango". It wasn't in the same league as Jennifer's dancing, but it was a vast improvement from Bristol's earliest efforts. She's come a long way.

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BRISTOL/DWTS/CHICAGO/FOSSE! OMFG!

Posted: 11/23/10 at 8:12am

I hate to bring this topic up (you know, glass houses and all), but if Bristol and Kyle have been working this hard for over three months, how have they not lost any weight? They're both so young, you'd think they'd have dropped significant weight over this much time.

Bristol's tango would have been perfectly fine for weeek two or three. For this stage of the competition, it just shows how inadequate she is. And given the freedom of the freestyle, it shows how little she is capable of, compared to her competitors.

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BRISTOL/DWTS/CHICAGO/FOSSE! OMFG!

Posted: 11/23/10 at 9:36am

She looked nervous. I think that hurt her from doing well. Such a shame because I actually didn't cringe at her jive.

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#6

BRISTOL/DWTS/CHICAGO/FOSSE! OMFG!

Posted: 11/23/10 at 11:14am

Joel Grey must have dies a bit inside wathing that

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#7

BRISTOL/DWTS/CHICAGO/FOSSE! OMFG!

Posted: 11/23/10 at 12:26pm

I'm sure Bristol's "dance" to Cell Block Tango was dedicated to Levi. I just saw it on the HP because I didn't watch last night. She was basically using props to hide the fact that she really wasn't dancing. Her jive was even worse! I have never seen anyone who has made it to the finals put in such a poor performance and yet, the judges were giving her high scores. Ridiculous! Also just read that Palin's Alaska went down 40% in the ratings!

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BRISTOL/DWTS/CHICAGO/FOSSE! OMFG!

Posted: 11/23/10 at 1:42pm

I definitely agree that she's getting too high of scores. They weren't as nice with Marie Osmond when she made it. I feel like this was the 3rd week in a row where Bristol complained about haters in her practice segment too. I don't think people would be complaining if she actually proved that she is great. But, she never does.

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#9

BRISTOL/DWTS/CHICAGO/FOSSE! OMFG!

Posted: 11/23/10 at 1:49pm

If the Fosse style is all about sex appeal then Bristol's interpretation of Fosse is all about abstinence.

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Posted: 11/23/10 at 1:53pm

And that would be postpartum abstinence, no?

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#11

BRISTOL/DWTS/CHICAGO/FOSSE! OMFG!

Posted: 11/23/10 at 2:07pm

Yes, madbrian, yes.

#12

BRISTOL/DWTS/CHICAGO/FOSSE! OMFG!

Posted: 11/23/10 at 2:14pm

I've read that Kyle's lost about 20 pounds but on his body type (like my son's), it may not show as readily. My son's dropped about 30 pounds since he left for school and I see it mostly in his face.

But word about Bristol...unless the costumes are so tight they're squeezing her like a tube of toothpaste, it looks like she's actually gained weight.

And quityurbitchin. Your family's a lightning rod. Be happy that you've made it this far on dubious merit and get over yourself.

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BRISTOL/DWTS/CHICAGO/FOSSE! OMFG!

Posted: 11/23/10 at 3:27pm

I think Bristol looks like she's gained weight too.

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#14

BRISTOL/DWTS/CHICAGO/FOSSE! OMFG!

Posted: 11/23/10 at 6:24pm

OOOOO Could Bristol be infanticipating again? Those ARE some purty close dances!

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Posted: 11/23/10 at 6:38pm

Liza wept.

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Posted: 11/24/10 at 10:08am

Countdown to Weinsteins offering her Roxie...

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BRISTOL/DWTS/CHICAGO/FOSSE! OMFG!

Posted: 11/24/10 at 10:34am

Bristol was doing the baby bump!

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#18

BRISTOL/DWTS/CHICAGO/FOSSE! OMFG!

Posted: 11/24/10 at 10:39am

I think that Don't Tell Mama would have been a much more appropriate Kander & Ebb number for for Bristol.

What do we have to look forward to next season? Christine O'Donnell dancing to I Can't Do It Alone?

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BRISTOL/DWTS/CHICAGO/FOSSE! OMFG!

Posted: 11/24/10 at 12:54pm

Bristol was so classy with her "Middle finger to everyone who hates me and my mom" comment.

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KFTC!!!!!