I think we need one more code:
goldenrod- ridiculous attention grab in process
BWW COLOR-CODED WARNING SYSTEM: CLASS I ALERTS
PUCE: nothing happening; dull
CHARTREUSE: mild turbulance, with possibility of escalation
MAGENTA...bitch fight in progress;probablity of escalation
BURNT SIENA: a gang-up on one poster
SAFFRON: private conversation threadjack
CADMIUM: blatant shilling
FUSCHIA: a poster is having a meltdown, but will be okay by morning
VERMILLION: a poster is having a total meltdown that will have residual effects (like leaving the board or at least a prolonged absence)
CELADON: all hell has broken loose
***Adding any of the Class II factors to any Class I alert increases chance of a meltdown by 20%***
CLASS II ALERTS
CORNFLOWER: sock puppet in midst
THISTLE: someone's very touchy
BABYBLUE: the kids are taking over
CHESTNUT: assh*le on the loose
PERIWINKLE: risqué posting
SALMON: unbelievable cluenessness
RAW UMBER: someone is beating a dead horse to death...again
I stand corrected, you are as vapid as they say.