BWW FREAKOUT — Page 60

I've never really been to a deli. People, I lived with Jewish parents most of my life. And both of them cook. I would need to get my Jewish food elsewhere why, exactly?

Do we have a little Saffron going on here, too?

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We do indeed, Addy!

OH NO!!!

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Cooked just right Kugel, without the raisins, warm and just out of the oven.

And, my Charoses. (A combo of peeled green apples, that are shreeded, brown sugar, walnuts, cinnanmon with some sweet wine thrown in).

I make it every year for Passover.

But yours does sound pretty darn tasty!

Who needs salmon when you've got "rosebud"?

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I do eat out. :) But then I like to eat something different from what I get at home.

Kringas, have you heard of it??? Really??? I thought only I knew that reference!!!!!!! Shu- -up!!!!!!

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Qué risqué!

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I really couldn't give a crap about rosebuds; it was a swipe regarding a thread containing some idiocy that should've led to a meltdown. (The problem is the posters who raise a salmon alert normally aren't bright enough to know when they've been had.)

https://forum.broadwayworld.com/readmessage.cfm?thread=885596&boardname=off&dt=19

Here's hoping to a Freakout February.

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BWW color coded warning system:

CLASS I ALERTS
Puce: nothing happening; dull
Chartreuse: mild turbulance, with possibility of escalation
Magenta...bitch fight in progress;probablity of escalation
Burnt sienna: a gang-up on one poster
Saffron: private conversation threadjack
Cadmium: blatant shilling
Vermillion: a poster is having a total meltdown
Celadon: all hell has broken loose

***Adding any of the Class II factors to any Class I alert increases chance of a meltdown by 20%***

CLASS II ALERTS
Cornflower: sock puppet in midst
Thistle: someone's very touchy
Babyblue: the kids are taking over
Chestnut: assh*le on the loose
Periwinkle: risqué posting
Salmon: unbelievable cluenessness
Raw Umber: someone is beating a dead horse to death...again

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Updated On: 2/4/06 at 09:36 AM

I think we must be careful here. Vermillion must be reserved for a meltdown in the extreme...a Mary_Ethel type meltdown where the poster is "away" for a long spell following said meltdown. A code vermillion is a very rare event.

On the other hand, I aagree that there must be a designation for a mini-meltdown...one where things return to normal after a good night's sleep. How about Fuschia?

BWW COLOR-CODED WARNING SYSTEM:

CLASS I ALERTS
PUCE: nothing happening; dull
CHARTREUSE: mild turbulance, with possibility of escalation
MAGENTA...bitch fight in progress;probablity of escalation
BURNT SIENA: a gang-up on one poster
SAFFRON: private conversation threadjack
CADMIUM: blatant shilling
FUSCHIA: a poster is having a meltdown, but will be okay by morning
VERMILLION: a poster is having a total meltdown that will have residual effects (like leaving the board or at least a prolonged absence)
CELADON: all hell has broken loose

***Adding any of the Class II factors to any Class I alert increases chance of a meltdown by 20%***

CLASS II ALERTS
CORNFLOWER: sock puppet in midst
THISTLE: someone's very touchy
BABYBLUE: the kids are taking over
CHESTNUT: assh*le on the loose
PERIWINKLE: risqué posting
SALMON: unbelievable cluenessness
RAW UMBER: someone is beating a dead horse to death...again

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Updated On: 2/4/06 at 10:19 AM

Oh, yeah. Definitely vermillion. And generous dashes of chestnut, too.

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