She seems to have a cold.
Oh. My. God. My head is KILLING ME.
*so not surprised*
did I really *need* two mudslides after four martinis?
Oh please. Did I really need a Woman in White (swear to God, that was the name of that drink) after a Toasted Coconut? I'm not hungover, but I'm happy I don't have a scale.
TrimSpa, baby! (isn't that their actual slogan?)
Babe, it is!
Babe, WHAT was I thinking in this picture with that hair?
Babe - that's a LOTTA hair right there.
I know, right, babe? It's like I had this weird punk emo stupid thing going...it was totally not babe-licious, but I still totally love the pic n'stuff, babe.
Babe, you were like, GORGEOUS last night!
Babe - seriously - you're making me blush.
Again.
Babes, seriously. Get a room. And videotape.
Who's singing Nirvana? Fiona? Alanis? U2? There BETTER be some representin'!
I'm pretty sure I'm doing Alanis...just figuring out which one right now.
Akiva
I'm singing Fiona, but I'm not sharin'.
(which is lucky for you)
I'd love to be singing some Uninvited, but you did the gender switch, didn't you?
So instead of Alanis, I'm rockin' some Axl.
I'm singin' Fiona too - "Limp" is blaring.
And yes, we're keeping the gender switch.
*really really wants to sing Uninvited*
I really want to make out with Akiva.
*insincere tear for Rath*
You REALLY don't, trust me. I feel like **** and my throat is eating itself. I REALLY need to quit smoking.
Akiva
I haven't had a cigarette in 8 days. And I'm 12 days late for my period. What do you think my mood is?
Is pregnant a mood?
Akiva
You should be shedding that tear for yourself. I woulda tore that sh*t up.
Is immaculate conception only exclusive to those named Mary?
That's true. You are DEFINITELY no virgin, Mary.
I meant Virgin Mary...yeah.
Akiva
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