"I want a boyfriend like you"
Seriously, if I had a dime for everytime a female told me that, I would be a freakin' billionaire. All these girls in middle, Junior, and High School that I had the biggest crushes on always said that, and I was like, "WELL, THEN FREAKIN' DATE ME." hahaha. But, keep lookin. Great guys are out there, you just have to know where to look.
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2