Jane, fatty, if you really wanted to be saucy, you'd go, "I hope you're tired because you've been runnin' through my mind all day!" Which I'm sure is more running than you've ever done, Fatty von Lardass.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell