BWW Mock Awards
BWW Mock Awards
#0BWW Mock Awards
Posted: 3/12/06 at 10:50pm
Nominate another poster for a mock award. It can be in whatever format you'd like, ranging from a "most likely to ____" to "official board ____".
And let's keep it semi-tactful, ok? We don't want a meltdown...
Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.
Updated On: 3/12/06 at 10:50 PM
#1re: BWW Mock Awards
Posted: 3/12/06 at 10:52pmmusical_nerd/mary: most likely to go through someone's garbage (she knows what i'm talking about!)
Less is more
Ugly is beautiful
"My brother plays a drag queen... and I'm surprised he looks as good as he does in drag." - Adam Rapp
"thanks, abba. now i'll forever have an image of you as a tattoed hardcore straightedge grrl savaging people in the mosh pit." - papalovesmambo
"Yeah Abba. All the filthy crap you spew out there on those boards. I for one, am equally shocked. :-P" - AnnaK
Ugly is beautiful
"My brother plays a drag queen... and I'm surprised he looks as good as he does in drag." - Adam Rapp
"thanks, abba. now i'll forever have an image of you as a tattoed hardcore straightedge grrl savaging people in the mosh pit." - papalovesmambo
"Yeah Abba. All the filthy crap you spew out there on those boards. I for one, am equally shocked. :-P" - AnnaK
#2re: BWW Mock Awards
Posted: 3/12/06 at 10:52pmI nominate Shira467 and Lady Godiva for most likely to act inappropriately on It's A Small World and get kicked out of Disneyworld.
Plum
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/4/04
#3re: BWW Mock Awards
Posted: 3/12/06 at 10:53pm
Most Bizarre Avatars:
Type_A_Tiff
(Though lately they've been downright tame. Damn moderation. 
)
#4re: BWW Mock Awards
Posted: 3/12/06 at 10:54pm
I nominate Tiff as most likely to hump someone's leg. 
And I nominate Kerrie as most likely to make someone swoon.
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
gavrochegirl
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/16/05
#5re: BWW Mock Awards
Posted: 3/12/06 at 10:55pm
BluCat500 -- Most Likely to Amuse Users on Bad Days
musical_nerd -- Most Popular Teen on BWW
I would do one for Em, but I think it's too raunchy.
What the puck?!
Updated On: 3/12/06 at 10:55 PM
#6re: BWW Mock Awards
Posted: 3/12/06 at 10:56pmliotte, are you watching family guy too? lol
Less is more
Ugly is beautiful
"My brother plays a drag queen... and I'm surprised he looks as good as he does in drag." - Adam Rapp
"thanks, abba. now i'll forever have an image of you as a tattoed hardcore straightedge grrl savaging people in the mosh pit." - papalovesmambo
"Yeah Abba. All the filthy crap you spew out there on those boards. I for one, am equally shocked. :-P" - AnnaK
Ugly is beautiful
"My brother plays a drag queen... and I'm surprised he looks as good as he does in drag." - Adam Rapp
"thanks, abba. now i'll forever have an image of you as a tattoed hardcore straightedge grrl savaging people in the mosh pit." - papalovesmambo
"Yeah Abba. All the filthy crap you spew out there on those boards. I for one, am equally shocked. :-P" - AnnaK
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#7re: BWW Mock Awards
Posted: 3/12/06 at 10:57pm
Geez, you people! I got more PMs for my shirtless Daniel Radcliffe avatar than anything else I've done so far! (Except maybe MJ and Gollum Flynn-Boyle.)
"Tame". Bastards...
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#8re: BWW Mock Awards
Posted: 3/12/06 at 10:57pmaw, gav, now you've got me curious!
Plum
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/4/04
#9re: BWW Mock Awards
Posted: 3/12/06 at 10:58pmHey, I gave you an award, missy. (And I totally had Gollum Flynn-Boyle in mind when I did.)
#10re: BWW Mock Awards
Posted: 3/12/06 at 11:01pm
Plum:
Board Intellectual
Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.
Plum
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/4/04
#11re: BWW Mock Awards
Posted: 3/12/06 at 11:07pm
Oh, lordy. I haven't even graduated! We have lawyers and grad degree holders here.
Also, my current textbook is making me feel a bit slow. Stupid numbers. :P
*runs away*
Plum
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/4/04
#12re: BWW Mock Awards
Posted: 3/12/06 at 11:08pmPalJoey: Most Plugged into the Liberal Blogosphere
theatrebabe
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/22/05
#13re: BWW Mock Awards
Posted: 3/12/06 at 11:10pm
Definetly agree with the weird avatars for Tiff...
And I nominate kitzy for having the cutest voice ever. I LOVE hearing her talk!
"While some feel it is a film related question, I seem to think it may be a 'I am thinking of losing my winkie' sort of question."
-cheezedoodle
-cheezedoodle
#14re: BWW Mock Awards
Posted: 3/12/06 at 11:11pm
Most likely to murder the next person that wins a Tony Award against Raul Esparza:
Emcee.
"If you are going to do something, do it well. And leave something witchy."
-Charlie Manson
#15re: BWW Mock Awards
Posted: 3/12/06 at 11:13pmDamn straight.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Bohemian1232
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/26/05
#17re: BWW Mock Awards
Posted: 3/12/06 at 11:14pm
Awww. SD beat me to it.
"Nothing's lost forever. In this world, there is a kind of painful progress. Longing for what we've left behind, and dreaming ahead."
Billboard Girl
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/18/05
#18re: BWW Mock Awards
Posted: 3/12/06 at 11:27pmMost Likely To Blurt Out What Other People Are Thinking (But Are Afraid To Say): siamese dream
"There was this one time an alarm went off - it was in the middle of '24.' That's just wrong. Everyone knows everyone was watching '24' at that time."
--NYU student quoted in the Washington Square News about students ignoring the frequent fire alarms in dorms
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#19re: BWW Mock Awards
Posted: 3/12/06 at 11:27pmI'm not entirely sure if that's a good or bad thing!
#20re: BWW Mock Awards
Posted: 3/13/06 at 12:28am
Friendliest: popcultureboy
"Winning a Tony this year is like winning Best Attendance in third grade: no one will care but the winner and their mom."
-Kad
"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)
-Kad
"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)
wickedrentq
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/6/04
#21re: BWW Mock Awards
Posted: 3/13/06 at 12:32am
Most likely to get a marriage proposal from a total stranger: Zepka
Most likely to be served with a restraining order: Beacon
Most likely to become a very successful critic: Emcee
Most likely to be one of the few people who's up as late as me: Skittles
Most likely to get robbed for only very few things, including pictures: Bluemoon
Most likely to be seeing Spelling Bee next: Liotte
Most likely to grow 3 inches: ZippyJen
Most likely to make the next sarcastic comment: BSo
Most likely to diss Rent or Wicked fans: ljay
Most likely Hungarian poster to come to America: cserannie
Most likely to be a future Six Degrees champion: Munk
This is much more fun than homework...
"If there was a Mount Rushmore for Broadway scores, "West Side Story" would be front and center. It snaps, it crackles it pops! It surges with a roar, its energy and sheer life undiminished by the years" - NYPost reviewer Elisabeth Vincentelli
BSoBW3
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/21/06
#22re: BWW Mock Awards
Posted: 3/13/06 at 12:38amWBAF - and THAT was my best laugh of the day!
The smallest stream is a valent river. It will drown me if it can.
#23re: BWW Mock Awards
Posted: 3/13/06 at 12:45am
Most likely to start yet another annoying thread about nothing: Cruel Sandwich
And WRQ- I don't think I will see Bee next, as I just saw it tonight and don't have tickets again until Thursday.
Updated On: 3/13/06 at 12:45 AM
wickedrentq
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/6/04
#24re: BWW Mock Awards
Posted: 3/13/06 at 12:54am
Well I said "likely..."
How about most likely to see Bee the most times in one month?
"If there was a Mount Rushmore for Broadway scores, "West Side Story" would be front and center. It snaps, it crackles it pops! It surges with a roar, its energy and sheer life undiminished by the years" - NYPost reviewer Elisabeth Vincentelli
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