Poor thing! How old will she be before she can recite all 25?
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Two words:
Parent permits.
Naming a child is not a joke! I was watching the news on Sunday and saw that a New Zealand couple in going to court to defend their right to name their child 4real because when they saw the ultrasound of the baby for the first time, they realized that this was suddenly "for real." What?!?!?!
the red tape she is going to have to go through will be unbelievable.
Cruel AND unusual.
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4Real was the stupidest baby name I ever heard-- till now. I guess this is just further proof of why heterosexuals shouldn't be allowed to have children.
Updated On: 6/26/07 at 11:47 AM
Is anyone else thinking of 'A Boy Named Sue' right now? His dad thought it was a good name for him and look how that turned out...
That is sick- who ever heard of a baby with twenty-five middle names? (til now) My cousin was born yesterday, and we all though it was crazy naming her Carolina Helas-Anne...that's obviously nothing compared to this.
Side-note: bwaylyric- is that Evgeny Plushenko in your avatar?
Makes me think of Chandler Muriel Bing. Haha.
Just think of the nicknames this girl could get. She'd be constantly turning her head, thinking people were calling out to her!
Broadway Star Joined: 4/21/07
wow that's even more than Patsy Stone's!!
Some people shouldn't be allowed to reproduce.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/05
I mean, I have two middle names, but twenty-freaking-five!? Those parents are assholes.
One of my old best friends parents had an obsession with the Kansas Jayhawks; they named their children Jayson, Jaymie, Jaycob, and Jaylyn. Hah obviously not as weird as having 25 middle names, but I always thought it was pretty wild.
my cousins are david copperfeild
i thought that was bad x_X
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I thought MY name was bad enough....
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I have a friend named Christopher. He has sisters named Christin, Christina, and a brother named Christian.
They each have one middle name.
I think a much better name would have been AUTUMN Minnelli Lansbury Lupone Bacall Holliday Makarova Rivera Peters Plunkett Gleason Brown Daly Salonga Prince Murphy Close Neuwirth Richardson Headley Ebersole Foster Winokur Menzel Clark LaChanze BROWN. Love it! It even sounds better than with the boxing champs' names.
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Forget tradition and humor (if that's what one believes, but do the parents believe that this child is going to live a normal life without being bullied because of her name(s)?
I find it hard to believe that they didn't do this partly for the attention/media.
Edit: On legal documents like drivers license and marriage license, don't you have to put your full name?
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