#1
Posted: 6/26/07 at 11:20am
Poor thing! How old will she be before she can recite all 25?
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Baby girl given 25 middle names
#2
Posted: 6/26/07 at 11:24am
Two words:
Parent permits.
Naming a child is not a joke! I was watching the news on Sunday and saw that a New Zealand couple in going to court to defend their right to name their child 4real because when they saw the ultrasound of the baby for the first time, they realized that this was suddenly "for real." What?!?!?!
Parent permits.
Naming a child is not a joke! I was watching the news on Sunday and saw that a New Zealand couple in going to court to defend their right to name their child 4real because when they saw the ultrasound of the baby for the first time, they realized that this was suddenly "for real." What?!?!?!
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#3
Posted: 6/26/07 at 11:26am
the red tape she is going to have to go through will be unbelievable.
....but the world goes 'round
#4
Posted: 6/26/07 at 11:31am
Cruel AND unusual.
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#5
Posted: 6/26/07 at 11:47am
4Real was the stupidest baby name I ever heard-- till now. I guess this is just further proof of why heterosexuals shouldn't be allowed to have children.
Updated On: 6/26/07 at 11:47 AM
#6
Posted: 6/26/07 at 11:49am
Is anyone else thinking of 'A Boy Named Sue' right now? His dad thought it was a good name for him and look how that turned out...
Call the understudy / I can't go on tonight / I'm drinking with my buddy / I'm getting good and tight / Before they raise the curtain I'll be higher than a kite / So call the understudy
I can't go on tonight
#7
Posted: 6/26/07 at 11:57am
That is sick- who ever heard of a baby with twenty-five middle names? (til now) My cousin was born yesterday, and we all though it was crazy naming her Carolina Helas-Anne...that's obviously nothing compared to this.
Side-note: bwaylyric- is that Evgeny Plushenko in your avatar?
Side-note: bwaylyric- is that Evgeny Plushenko in your avatar?
#8
Posted: 6/26/07 at 11:59am
Makes me think of Chandler Muriel Bing. Haha.
Just think of the nicknames this girl could get. She'd be constantly turning her head, thinking people were calling out to her!
Just think of the nicknames this girl could get. She'd be constantly turning her head, thinking people were calling out to her!
#9
Posted: 6/26/07 at 12:03pm
wow that's even more than Patsy Stone's!!
#10
Posted: 6/26/07 at 12:06pm
Some people shouldn't be allowed to reproduce.
#11
Posted: 6/26/07 at 12:21pm
I mean, I have two middle names, but twenty-freaking-five!? Those parents are assholes.
You promised me poems. ~Tricky
#12
Posted: 6/26/07 at 1:05pm
One of my old best friends parents had an obsession with the Kansas Jayhawks; they named their children Jayson, Jaymie, Jaycob, and Jaylyn. Hah obviously not as weird as having 25 middle names, but I always thought it was pretty wild.
somebody hold me too close...
#13
Posted: 6/26/07 at 1:13pm
my cousins are david copperfeild and jefferson thomas
i thought that was bad x_X
i thought that was bad x_X
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"My brother plays a drag queen... and I'm surprised he looks as good as he does in drag." - Adam Rapp
"thanks, abba. now i'll forever have an image of you as a tattoed hardcore straightedge grrl savaging people in the mosh pit." - papalovesmambo
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#14
Posted: 6/26/07 at 1:14pm
I thought MY name was bad enough....
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#15
Posted: 6/26/07 at 1:15pm
I have a friend named Christopher. He has sisters named Christin, Christina, and a brother named Christian.
They each have one middle name.
They each have one middle name.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#16
Posted: 6/26/07 at 5:10pm
I think a much better name would have been AUTUMN Minnelli Lansbury Lupone Bacall Holliday Makarova Rivera Peters Plunkett Gleason Brown Daly Salonga Prince Murphy Close Neuwirth Richardson Headley Ebersole Foster Winokur Menzel Clark LaChanze BROWN. Love it! It even sounds better than with the boxing champs' names.
#17
Posted: 6/26/07 at 5:18pm
Forget tradition and humor (if that's what one believes, but do the parents believe that this child is going to live a normal life without being bullied because of her name(s)?
I find it hard to believe that they didn't do this partly for the attention/media.
Edit: On legal documents like drivers license and marriage license, don't you have to put your full name?
I find it hard to believe that they didn't do this partly for the attention/media.
Edit: On legal documents like drivers license and marriage license, don't you have to put your full name?
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