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#26

"Liaisons! What's happened to them?"

Posted: 5/2/08 at 3:30pm

Of course any woman who slept with a black Republican should brag about it. It's a very small club.

(Somehow, befitting this board, "Liaisons" comes to mind. In fact, I'd like Hermione Gingold to read the above line for me, and land on "very" with one eyebrow raised.)

"I'm a comedian, but in my spare time, things bother me." Garry Shandling

#27

'Liaisons! What's happened to them?'

Posted: 5/2/08 at 3:49pm

Dottie, it's even to the point that sometimes when I see her marching out onto the stage and trying to hoist herself onto her chair, I decide not to watch the view that day.

<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

#28

'Liaisons! What's happened to them?'

Posted: 5/2/08 at 3:56pm

Jane2 - I know what you mean. It takes her 15 minutes to set up a joke, then another 10 to force the audience and the other hosts to laugh at it. Joy only takes half as long.

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

#29

'Liaisons! What's happened to them?'

Posted: 5/2/08 at 3:58pm

And she's always claiming she cannot offer an opinion, because she's a objective juuuhhn-uh-list. And then says whatever the hell she wants, while tut-tuting the others.

"I'm a comedian, but in my spare time, things bother me." Garry Shandling

#30

'Liaisons! What's happened to them?'

Posted: 5/2/08 at 4:02pm

Plain and simple, the woman is a skank. I've never liked her.

Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany

#31

'Liaisons! What's happened to them?'

Posted: 5/2/08 at 4:04pm

Oh MATTY!... some women ARE sluts... maybe even Walters.

But to call her one AND weasel out of calling the guy she slept with one is TO ME ... sexist.

What great ones do the less will prattle of

Updated On: 5/2/08 at 04:04 PM

#32

'Liaisons! What's happened to them?'

Posted: 5/2/08 at 4:10pm

Too bad that Gilda Radner isn't around.

'Take me out tonight where's there's music and there's people and they're young and alive.'

#33

'Liaisons! What's happened to them?'

Posted: 5/2/08 at 4:11pm

I have two major things that I HATE about her. The first one is almost all-encompassing.

1. The way she has to play charades with her hands when she talks. She has to act out every sentence with her hands flailing around in the air.

2. when she tries to be cutsie. It doesn't work on her. Prime example-a few years ago on Halloween when she tried to dress and speak like Marilyn Monroe. It was so disgusting that I couldn't believe anyone let her go through with it.

Of course there's the bucky beaver teeth and speech defects.

Can you tell I can't stand her?

<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

#34

'Liaisons! What's happened to them?'

Posted: 5/2/08 at 4:42pm

I'm not going to make judgment calls about a person I've never met but if there is anything I didn't appreciate it was her discussing her sister so candidly. Am I the only one who feels like shes almost trying to use her disabled and deceased sister to arouse sympathy?

"Perhaps, when we remember wars, we should take off our clothes and paint ourselves blue and go on all fours all day long and grunt like pigs." Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle

#35

'Liaisons! What's happened to them?'

Posted: 5/2/08 at 5:06pm

Blonde - Aren't men like him referred to as "studs"?

Seriously, I've always remained firmly in Camp Two-to-Tango.

So who's going to blame Mrs. Brooke for not being a proper wife in the first place?

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

#36

'Liaisons! What's happened to them?'

Posted: 5/2/08 at 11:23pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojAVuw1SoD8

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