The Yankees don't need to be tested for steroids, they need to be tested for Geritol.
Why do they always go after and keep has beens???
If you really want to help the American theater, don't be an actress, dahling. Be an audience.....
Don't be taken in by the guff that critics are killing the theater. Commonly they sin on the side of enthusiasm. Too often they give their blessing to trash...
Tallulah Bankhead