Conservative Christians might say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free."
First, I say; "Heffa! Who you callin' a cow?!"
Then I say; "If a man goes long enough with milk he's gonna buy the first thing with utters that comes along."
Not as clever, but just as accurate. Not, that I think Kevin is all that interested in utters to begin with. Of course, that could be my wishful thinking. I heart him.
I have NEVER met Cheyenne Jackson. I have never hung out with him in his dressing room, he did not tweet me, he never bought me a beverage, and he mostly certainly didn't tickle me. . .that is all.