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#3

re: Best Katy Perry review ever!

Posted: 9/13/08 at 10:33pm

She didn't have "a good range" when she was caterwauling through Like A Virgin on a VMA playout. And she was quite obviously lip-synching her own song later in the broadcast, so there was no way to judge her on that.
Brian had sex, with a really dumb girl, now he's taking his friend Stewie, to get some ice cream, in his car.
#4

re: Best Katy Perry review ever!

Posted: 9/13/08 at 10:40pm

"may make Fergie look like Valerie Solanas"!

Haha, brilliant!
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
#5

re: Best Katy Perry review ever!

Posted: 9/13/08 at 11:06pm

That review sums up exactly how I feel about her.
I don't WANT to live in what they call "a certain way." In the first place I'd be no good at it and besides that I don't want to be identified with any one class of people. I want to live every whichway, among all kinds---and know them---and understand them---and love them---THAT's what I want! - Philip Barry (Holiday)
#6

re: Best Katy Perry review ever!

Posted: 9/13/08 at 11:20pm

I know very little about her (I've only heard I Kissed a Girl, which is okay at best), but that was a great review.
I am a firm believer in serendipity- all the random pieces coming together in one wonderful moment, when suddenly you see what their purpose was all along.
#8

re: Best Katy Perry review ever!

Posted: 9/14/08 at 9:25pm

haha, I actually love the CD (it's catchy), but this review was brutal and funny.

It pisses me off that Perez ALWAYS gets on to celebrities for smoking (actresses, usually), while his best friend, Miss Katy Perry smokes...

If you can't sing your own songs live, you have no right to be smoking. It will not make you suck less live... just my own personal opinion.

She is sometimes kind of fun on stage though. I saw her at Warped tour (went just for her).
"If it walks like a Parks, if it wobbles like a Parks, then it's definitely fat and nobody loves it." --MA
#9

re: Best Katy Perry review ever!

Posted: 9/14/08 at 9:44pm

If you have to simultaneously declare and rationalize kissing another girl, you're probably not doing it right.
"The gods who nurse this universe think little of mortals' cares. They sit in crowds on exclusive clouds and laugh at our love affairs. I might have had a real romance if they'd given me a chance. I loved him, but he didn't love me. I wanted him, but he didn't want me. Then the gods had a spree and indulged in another whim. Now he loves me, but I don't love him." - Cole Porter
#10

re: Best Katy Perry review ever!

Posted: 8/23/10 at 6:20pm

"Inciting a minor **** storm with her 80-character review of Lady Gaga's "Alejandro" video in June, Katy Perry tweeted: "Using blasphemy as entertainment is as cheap as a comedian telling a fart joke." Having declared flatulence beneath her, Ms. Perry's instead churns out maladjusted sleaze. On her latest release, she finds humor in drunken make-out sessions and single-entendre sex talk, finds that being a celebrity isn't always a walk in the Candyland porno park, and through it all, finds maybe two or three songs to justify her album's existence. From Ke$ha's Animal to Christina's Bionic, pop music in 2010 already looks like a trainwreck of over-produced bad-girl debauchery, and Teenage Dream only adds to the pileup. That anyone managed to make a pop album worse than Animal this year is both perversely impressive and hard to believe, but Ms. Perry has found a way to lower the bar."

http://www.slantmagazine.com/music/review/katy-perry-teenage-dream/2219
"The gods who nurse this universe think little of mortals' cares. They sit in crowds on exclusive clouds and laugh at our love affairs. I might have had a real romance if they'd given me a chance. I loved him, but he didn't love me. I wanted him, but he didn't want me. Then the gods had a spree and indulged in another whim. Now he loves me, but I don't love him." - Cole Porter
#11

re: Best Katy Perry review ever!

Posted: 8/24/10 at 1:24pm

A slightly more complimentary review below, with a last-paragraph comparison to...
Oh, I wouldn't DARE spoil the surprise.
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali
#12

re: Best Katy Perry review ever!

Posted: 8/24/10 at 1:36pm

They're selling it in Starbucks. The friggin' thing is scented like cotton candy.

....but the world goes 'round
#15

re: Best Katy Perry review ever!

Posted: 8/24/10 at 2:20pm

I must be living under a rock because I had absolutely no idea who Katy Perry was until I started seeing her mug on the ProActiv print ads that I pass on my walk home from work. My reaction to these ads was, "and Katy Perry is who?".
Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
#17

re: Best Katy Perry review ever!

Posted: 8/24/10 at 2:47pm

Thanks, SOMMS, I have heard of that song at least!
Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
#18

re: Best Katy Perry review ever!

Posted: 8/24/10 at 2:50pm

I wanna see Patti wear a whipped cream-titty bra.
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali
#20

re: Best Katy Perry review ever!

Posted: 8/24/10 at 4:20pm

Patti probably has. I'm boseesed with "Peacock" and "Not Like The Movies."
"I saw Pavarotti play Rodolfo on stage and with his girth I thought he was about to eat the whole table at the Cafe Momus." - Dollypop
#22

re: Best Katy Perry review ever!

Posted: 8/25/10 at 12:53pm

Sorry - I meant obsessed.
"I saw Pavarotti play Rodolfo on stage and with his girth I thought he was about to eat the whole table at the Cafe Momus." - Dollypop
#24

re: Best Katy Perry review ever!

Posted: 8/25/10 at 4:26pm

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Over the last decade, DJ Luke's production has gone from brilliant ("Since U Been Gone") to serviceable (Avril Lavigne's "Girlfriend") to nearly unlistenable (every Ke$ha song you know). The god-awful "Tik Tok" signaled that his metamorphosis into an artless industry hack was nearly complete, and on Teenage Dream he bursts out of his cocoon like a horrifying electro-pop Mothra.
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Ouch!
#FactsMatter...your feelings not so much.

Updated On: 8/25/10 at 04:26 PM

#25

re: Best Katy Perry review ever!

Posted: 8/31/10 at 1:02pm

Without even looking for it, I stumbled across the news that she recorded an online-only single about...anal sex.

It's title: "Milk Milk Lemonade".

Praise the Lord!
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali

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