Anyone remember the "good news" segment from Wonderama? Bob McAllister would get up there and sing:
Oh have you heard any good news today, today
I want to hear what you have to say
Wait 'til I get to the count of three
And tell me all the good news you have for me
Uh one, two, three
Then he'd stick a microphone in some kids face and they would breathlessly say: "My aunt had a baby."
Of course there was always the dumb kid that raised their hand and when the microphone was stuck in their face couldn't get it out fast enough or would forget what they were going to say.
I had always wanted to go on the show and say "My dog died" and fake crying and see what Bob McAllister did.
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.