Best lines from commercials.
Best lines from commercials.
jam_man
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/25/05
#0Best lines from commercials.
Posted: 7/25/05 at 12:47am
"Enjoy your hole!" ----Jack in the Box, explaining why doughnuts are disappointing.
"Where's the beef?" Well, I think we all know that one!
"The man who wishes he had written Phantom of the Opera!" - SueleenGay
GO CARDINALS!!!
#1re: Best lines from commercials.
Posted: 7/25/05 at 1:14am
"Underpants go UNDER your pants!"
"I collect bugs, DEAD bugs"
#2re: Best lines from commercials.
Posted: 7/25/05 at 1:29amThis should date me - "Mikey! He likes it!"
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#3re: Best lines from commercials.
Posted: 7/25/05 at 1:41am
Mountain Dew circa '99.
"We've been had, Tommy, we've been had."
Best commercial ever.
My second favorite:
The new Axe commercials. "How dirty boys get clean."
#4re: Best lines from commercials.
Posted: 7/25/05 at 6:30am"Ooh I'm shaking in my bright yellow shirt!"
#5re: Best lines from commercials.
Posted: 7/25/05 at 6:40am
"I've fallen and I can't get up."
"I'm not only the president, I'm also a client."
Updated On: 7/25/05 at 06:40 AM
#6re: Best lines from commercials.
Posted: 7/25/05 at 6:41am"It lifts and separates!"
Millie42
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/19/04
#7re: Best lines from commercials.
Posted: 7/25/05 at 9:37am
My favorites come from the Snickers commercial with the guy that dresses as a dog cartoon character at a waterpark:
It's something like this:
Kid: Are you really a dog?
Man: No. I'm just a man who's made a lot of mistakes...
And maybe someone else will have seen this. Earlier in the year there was this awesome KFC musical commercial in the UK. It was about the 99p chicken fillets. Please tell me someone else out there has seen this?
gavrochegirl
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/16/05
#8re: Best lines from commercials.
Posted: 7/25/05 at 12:46pm"...but we like to make it interesting. Here's an idea we received by e-mail. 'Hello, I think your website would be the bomb if the gecko did the robot'..."
kjklo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/29/03
#9re: Best lines from commercials.
Posted: 7/25/05 at 1:20pm
I was always fond of:
"Show us your Lark pack."
#10re: Best lines from commercials.
Posted: 7/25/05 at 1:20pm
Snickers commercial from several years ago:
Football Coach to downed player: DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE?
Player: ...I'm BATMAN!
The Grovers Corners Yenta
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/3/04
#11re: Best lines from commercials.
Posted: 7/25/05 at 1:38pm" Where's The Beef?" from Wendy's many year's ago.
#12re: Best lines from commercials.
Posted: 7/25/05 at 1:53pm
The Capital One commercials (No lines)
"Do you know what salmon do in there? Salmon SPAWN."
#13re: Best lines from commercials.
Posted: 7/25/05 at 11:22pm
Mine was always the one for Beggin' Strips:
Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, I smell BACON! What's it say? I can't read! Bacon Bacon Bacon Bacon BACON!!!
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