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Beware of Condoleeza When She Gets Her Hands on a Watermelon


Condoleezza Rice Subject of Racially Offensive Test Question

"A controversial question given to students during a practice test for a math final at Bellevue Community College has students - and others - shaking their heads because of its lack of racial sensitivity.

A civil rights activist said it refers to Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice although it doesn't mention her by name.
The question read:

"Condoleezza holds a watermelon just over the edge of the roof of the 300-foot Federal Building, and tosses it up with a velocity of 20 feet per second.

The height of the watermelon above the ground ‘t’ seconds later is given by formula h~ -16r2 + 20r + 300.

a. In how many seconds will it pass her on the way down (she is standing at the height of 300 feet).?
b. When will the watermelon hit the ground?
c. How high did the watermelon get above ground?"

BCC spokesman Bob Adams said the college has received e-mails that are primarily angry that this could happen.

Student Chelsey Richardson, 25, said she discovered the question while studying for the math test in March. She was one of the students who brought the issue to officials at the community college in the Seattle suburb.

The college has refused to release the name of the teacher who wrote the question, but said the teacher hasn't been fired. The teacher has apologized and requested cultural sensitivity training, the college said."
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re: Beware of Condoleeza When She Gets Her Hands on a Watermelon

Doesn't it actually directly refer to her by name? How many Condoleezzas have you heard of who hang out at the Federal Building?
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Updated On: 4/20/06 at 05:20 PM

#10

beware of condoleeza when she gets her hands on a watermelon

lord a'mighty, dat wemmins crazy when she lays hold o' dat melon, i tell you what.
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beware of condoleeza when she gets her hands on a watermelon

Well considering the fact that it does not actually say anything against the race of Condoleeza (unless you bend the words to your liking) I wouldn't find it offending. Although I do think the person who wrote it may have had a different idea...
#12

beware of condoleeza when she gets her hands on a watermelon

and i sure do love them ol' boys amos and andy, yassuh.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

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beware of condoleeza when she gets her hands on a watermelon

That's why I'm asking how old you are - you don't seem to realize that the watermelon reference has the potential to be racially offensive.
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beware of condoleeza when she gets her hands on a watermelon

great googly-moogly, these young 'uns, today.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#18

beware of condoleeza when she gets her hands on a watermelon

I'm not chastising you - I didn't understand how there could be any way you wouldn't get the watermelon reference as being offensive unless you were very young.


Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
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beware of condoleeza when she gets her hands on a watermelon

yes, but to koreans.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
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beware of condoleeza when she gets her hands on a watermelon

Don't Koreans eat that weird dragon fruit thing? It's purple and bumpy, white inside with black seeds? Or is that Vietnamese? Which are the chinks and which are the gooks? I can never remember.
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