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Beware of Condoleeza When She Gets Her Hands on a Watermelon
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#25beware of condoleeza when she gets her hands on a watermelon
Posted: 4/20/06 at 5:48pm
Actually the acceleration bit is 9.8 m/s^2. Thats the calculation we learned in applied physics, but we always rounded to 10 cause my teacher preferred the easiness of 10 as the number typically multiplied. No complaints here.
I don't find it racially offensive whatsoever
#26beware of condoleeza when she gets her hands on a watermelon
Posted: 4/20/06 at 5:48pmi've been to many dinners at my in-laws mr. matt and i have yet to see any purple, bumpy, white inside with black seeds looking things, so i'm gonna say vietnamese.
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#27beware of condoleeza when she gets her hands on a watermelon
Posted: 4/20/06 at 5:53pmyou have one of them mail order oriental brides, papa?
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ShbrtAlley44
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/1/03
#28beware of condoleeza when she gets her hands on a watermelon
Posted: 4/20/06 at 5:53pm
Did the watermelon land in her collard green patch?
What the HELL kind of question is that?
#29beware of condoleeza when she gets her hands on a watermelon
Posted: 4/20/06 at 5:58pmWell, at least it's not Thai. I hate Thai food. They can drop that crap from the top of a building for all I care.
#30beware of condoleeza when she gets her hands on a watermelon
Posted: 4/20/06 at 5:58pmno way, robbo. i met her the old fashioned way, dammit. in a bar!
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
robbiej
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#31beware of condoleeza when she gets her hands on a watermelon
Posted: 4/20/06 at 6:02pm
Oooooooh lawsy!
Massa Bush ain't gunna be nun to pleesed with what I gone dun to the fruit bowl!
And THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is my best Oscar Hammerstein circa 1928 impression!
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#32beware of condoleeza when she gets her hands on a watermelon
Posted: 4/20/06 at 6:02pmLet's have a watermelon seed spittin contest at the next BWW pick-a-nick.
#33beware of condoleeza when she gets her hands on a watermelon
Posted: 4/20/06 at 6:09pm
Try this explanatory article, kiddies.
watermelon fun
#34beware of condoleeza when she gets her hands on a watermelon
Posted: 4/20/06 at 6:17pmHonestly, I didn't know about a lot of "racially insensitive" phrases/words/stereotypes until I came to college. I definitely wasn't sheltered in the traditional sense (I grew up in a public school system with no racial majority) but I think times are changing. Or, at least they had where I was growing up, because they honestly never came up in any context. I mean, maybe I was just naive because I couldn't have been the target of any of them, but I honestly don't even remember hearing some of these words growing up.
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MargoChanning
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#35beware of condoleeza when she gets her hands on a watermelon
Posted: 4/20/06 at 6:31pmNow, if her pack of Newports fell out of her pocket just as she was shovin that watermelon over the side, which one would hit the ground first?
#36beware of condoleeza when she gets her hands on a watermelon
Posted: 4/20/06 at 6:36pm
well Rath, there's:
Condoleezza Swanson
Condoleezza Wittstein
Condoleezza Ali Bahom
Condoleezza Martinez
Condeleezza Kai Shek
Condeleezza Jorgenbergenboomenjoven
I mean there are a lot!
#37beware of condoleeza when she gets her hands on a watermelon
Posted: 4/20/06 at 6:39pmI guess as long as the watermelon lands on whitey, the rest doesn't really matter.
Behind_the_Spotlight
Stand-by Joined: 7/3/05
#38beware of condoleeza when she gets her hands on a watermelon
Posted: 4/20/06 at 6:41pm
I agree, Skittles. I definitely was blissfully ignorant to almost every racial stereotype until I got to college and took an Ethnic Studies course. Most of them surprised me.
And I couldn't see how this was insensitive until like, the third time I read it. Then I got it.
#39beware of condoleeza when she gets her hands on a watermelon
Posted: 4/20/06 at 6:42pm
Now, if she was throwing Donald Rumfeld off the roof, well, that would be a good math problem with an even better solution.
I guess I could take it as good news that some did not realize the racial stereotype that was the premise of this thread.
#40beware of condoleeza when she gets her hands on a watermelon
Posted: 4/20/06 at 6:43pmYWIW, I also found it oddly encouraging.
#41beware of condoleeza when she gets her hands on a watermelon
Posted: 4/20/06 at 7:02pm9.81 m/s^2 = 32 ft/s^2
#42beware of condoleeza when she gets her hands on a watermelon
Posted: 4/20/06 at 7:33pm
Margo - The carefully stubbed half-smoked one with the lipstick stain.
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