Beware of Condoleeza When She Gets Her Hands on a Watermelon — Page 2

#26

beware of condoleeza when she gets her hands on a watermelon

Posted: 4/20/06 at 5:48pm

Actually the acceleration bit is 9.8 m/s^2. Thats the calculation we learned in applied physics, but we always rounded to 10 cause my teacher preferred the easiness of 10 as the number typically multiplied. No complaints here.

I don't find it racially offensive whatsoever

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#27

beware of condoleeza when she gets her hands on a watermelon

Posted: 4/20/06 at 5:48pm

i've been to many dinners at my in-laws mr. matt and i have yet to see any purple, bumpy, white inside with black seeds looking things, so i'm gonna say vietnamese.

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#28

beware of condoleeza when she gets her hands on a watermelon

Posted: 4/20/06 at 5:53pm

you have one of them mail order oriental brides, papa?

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#29

beware of condoleeza when she gets her hands on a watermelon

Posted: 4/20/06 at 5:53pm

Did the watermelon land in her collard green patch?

What the HELL kind of question is that?

#30

beware of condoleeza when she gets her hands on a watermelon

Posted: 4/20/06 at 5:58pm

Well, at least it's not Thai. I hate Thai food. They can drop that crap from the top of a building for all I care.

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#31

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Posted: 4/20/06 at 5:58pm

no way, robbo. i met her the old fashioned way, dammit. in a bar!

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i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

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#32

beware of condoleeza when she gets her hands on a watermelon

Posted: 4/20/06 at 6:02pm

Oooooooh lawsy!

Massa Bush ain't gunna be nun to pleesed with what I gone dun to the fruit bowl!

And THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is my best Oscar Hammerstein circa 1928 impression!

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#33

beware of condoleeza when she gets her hands on a watermelon

Posted: 4/20/06 at 6:02pm

Let's have a watermelon seed spittin contest at the next BWW pick-a-nick.

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#34

beware of condoleeza when she gets her hands on a watermelon

Posted: 4/20/06 at 6:09pm

Try this explanatory article, kiddies.
watermelon fun

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#35

beware of condoleeza when she gets her hands on a watermelon

Posted: 4/20/06 at 6:17pm

Honestly, I didn't know about a lot of "racially insensitive" phrases/words/stereotypes until I came to college. I definitely wasn't sheltered in the traditional sense (I grew up in a public school system with no racial majority) but I think times are changing. Or, at least they had where I was growing up, because they honestly never came up in any context. I mean, maybe I was just naive because I couldn't have been the target of any of them, but I honestly don't even remember hearing some of these words growing up.

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#36

beware of condoleeza when she gets her hands on a watermelon

Posted: 4/20/06 at 6:31pm

Now, if her pack of Newports fell out of her pocket just as she was shovin that watermelon over the side, which one would hit the ground first?

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#37

beware of condoleeza when she gets her hands on a watermelon

Posted: 4/20/06 at 6:36pm

well Rath, there's:

Condoleezza Swanson
Condoleezza Wittstein
Condoleezza Ali Bahom
Condoleezza Martinez
Condeleezza Kai Shek
Condeleezza Jorgenbergenboomenjoven

I mean there are a lot!

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#38

beware of condoleeza when she gets her hands on a watermelon

Posted: 4/20/06 at 6:39pm

I guess as long as the watermelon lands on whitey, the rest doesn't really matter.

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Updated On: 4/20/06 at 06:39 PM

#39

beware of condoleeza when she gets her hands on a watermelon

Posted: 4/20/06 at 6:41pm

I agree, Skittles. I definitely was blissfully ignorant to almost every racial stereotype until I got to college and took an Ethnic Studies course. Most of them surprised me.

And I couldn't see how this was insensitive until like, the third time I read it. Then I got it.

#40

beware of condoleeza when she gets her hands on a watermelon

Posted: 4/20/06 at 6:42pm

Now, if she was throwing Donald Rumfeld off the roof, well, that would be a good math problem with an even better solution.

I guess I could take it as good news that some did not realize the racial stereotype that was the premise of this thread.

#41

beware of condoleeza when she gets her hands on a watermelon

Posted: 4/20/06 at 6:43pm

YWIW, I also found it oddly encouraging.

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#42

beware of condoleeza when she gets her hands on a watermelon

Posted: 4/20/06 at 7:02pm

9.81 m/s^2 = 32 ft/s^2

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Whatever happened to class?

#43

beware of condoleeza when she gets her hands on a watermelon

Posted: 4/20/06 at 7:33pm

Margo - The carefully stubbed half-smoked one with the lipstick stain.

robbiej - Now do Andy Rooney in Babes on Broadway!

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