if mere adultery was all that was needed to make someone a joke, JFK, martin luther king, and thomas jefferson would all have qualified as jokes. i believe jefferson was already screwing sally hemings when the latter overheard him swearing to his dying wife that he would never take another lover.
you see, it's obvious sometimes that some primates have penises. more often than anyone would like, sometimes many male primates let their penises do their thinking. i mean, it's plain as can be from all your writing, jim, that you are a primate with a penis, and sometimes it does your thinking. however, the case of martin luther king and thomas jefferson are hopeful in that one can be a primate with a penis, occasionally let it do his thinking, and still be capable of great moral achievements (and sadly, in the latter case, some not-so-moral achievements).
Updated On: 10/29/12 at 08:50 PM