Billy Crystal and Botox
Billy Crystal and Botox
Caravaggio
Chorus Member Joined: 7/25/04
#0Billy Crystal and Botox
Posted: 5/25/05 at 9:47pmLoved 700 Sundays, but he's gotta lay off the needle for a bit. His head is looking like a beach ball.
I'm happy as long as there are brownies in the green room.
#1re: Billy Crystal and Botox
Posted: 5/25/05 at 9:51pmYeah I've noticed that too. His face is looking ugly and feminine, I don't like it
#2re: Billy Crystal and Botox
Posted: 5/25/05 at 9:52pm
Yeah and if I just sat through this entire pretentious self-lovefest and they DON'T show McGovern's performance of Days of Plenty, there's gonna be blood spilled.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
Updated On: 5/25/05 at 09:52 PM
#3re: Billy Crystal and Botox
Posted: 5/25/05 at 9:58pmOkay, so we have to look at LuPone in a SLEEVELESS HALTER - jesus - and NO MAUREEN PERFORMANCE.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#4re: Billy Crystal and Botox
Posted: 5/25/05 at 10:02pmWaaa, I am not getting it here!
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>>
“I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>>
-whatever2
#5re: Billy Crystal and Botox
Posted: 5/25/05 at 10:02pmIt's over.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
thirdrowcenter
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/16/03
#6re: Billy Crystal and Botox
Posted: 5/25/05 at 10:50pmI agree about Billy Crystal's smooth appearance. Why would a man even care about a few expression lines? Patti LuPone looked so revolting in that halter dress. Her head looked small and her body looked so huge. Doesn't she have a mirror? Cover those arms puhleeze.
ConvinceMe2
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/7/05
#7re: Billy Crystal and Botox
Posted: 5/25/05 at 11:19pmPerhaps a botoxed Crystal might, at least, look funny. That way, I may actually laugh at him for once. A more smug, self-impressed, unfunny person I can't think of - oh wait a second, that would be Whoopie.
ConvinceMe2 is dead. Long live BrendanStryker!
Akbar-n-Jeff
Understudy Joined: 8/22/04
#8re: Billy Crystal - My eyes! My eyes!
Posted: 5/26/05 at 7:39am
The bloated botox face! The dyed hair! The smug "I've got the Tony in the BAG, suckers!" expression!...is it Billy Crystal or JACKIE MASON???!!!!
Like Aretha, Patti has that special knack for picking EXACTLY the most godawful, unflattering outfit to wear at apperances like this.
"If you really loved me, you'd enjoy my cold, joyless gloom."
Updated On: 5/26/05 at 07:39 AM
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