The bloated botox face! The dyed hair! The smug "I've got the Tony in the BAG, suckers!" expression!...is it Billy Crystal or JACKIE MASON???!!!!
Like Aretha, Patti has that special knack for picking EXACTLY the most godawful, unflattering outfit to wear at apperances like this.
"If you really loved me, you'd enjoy my cold, joyless gloom."
Updated On: 5/26/05 at 07:39 AM