Bitter? Sing along with me...

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 6/12/06 at 2:26pm

Now you say you're lonely
You cried the long night through
Well, you can cry me a river
Cry me a river
I cried a river over you
Now you say you're sorry
For being so untrue
Well, you can cry me a river
Cry me a river
Cause I cried, I cried
I cried a river over you
You drove me,
Nearly drove me out of my head
While you never shed a tear
Remember?
I remember all that you said
Told me love was too plebeian
Told me you were through with me and
Now you say you say love me
Well, just to prove you do
Come on and cry me a river
Cry me a river
I cried a river over you.

[robbiej]

Posted: 6/12/06 at 2:28pm

Patti?

Is that you?

[PalJoey]

Posted: 6/12/06 at 2:29pm

Speaking of Patti being bitter...does anyone know if LaChanze made it home okay last night?

[FranklinShepard-Inc.]

Posted: 6/12/06 at 2:32pm

lol, is Patti such a violent person??!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 6/12/06 at 2:37pm

I heard that Patricia Neal's TONY was stolen again.

[mominator]

Posted: 6/12/06 at 2:39pm

I don't know about Patti, but I'd be more afraid of that demon barber!

[FranklinShepard-Inc.]

Posted: 6/12/06 at 2:41pm

I admit both MC and MF did look scary in Sweeney Todd. They might go for a few murders now

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 6/12/06 at 2:44pm

Is it true Christopher Moltisanti jumped Patty and stole her gift bag?

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 6/12/06 at 2:48pm

He punched her in the face too.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 6/12/06 at 2:51pm

It's Patti with an "i"
Not Patty with a "y"
Cause Patty with a "y"
Goes "yecchhh" not "ick."

[FranklinShepard-Inc.]

Posted: 6/12/06 at 2:55pm

I never realized, Patti would be pronounced Pattyechhhhh or Pattick, PalJoey

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 6/12/06 at 3:01pm

I heard they found the finger of an African American woman wrapped in a swatch of a leopard-print dress with fur trim. I'm sure it's just a coincidence...

[luvliza89]

Posted: 6/12/06 at 3:12pm

I see a new Patti number in the next Forbidden Broadway...

I wanted the music to play on forever
Have I stayed too long on the stage?
I wanted my voice to be constantly singing
Have I stayed too long on the stage?
I bought me a nomination to win me a Tony,
But I didn't get one and now I may kill;
That bitchy LaChanze is beginning to taunt now
Have I stayed too long on the stage?
The music has stop and the critics must go now
Have I stayed too long on the stage?
Oh, Stephen Sondheim, I know you're very proud,
Your little girl LuPone is so favored in your crowd;
No, Ethel Mermanc, you never could have known
That I would be as successful, yet without another Tony...
I wanted to win and forever be the Diva,
With laughter and love everywhere;
I wanted my friends to sing me thier praises,
I wanted somebody to care;
I found a new Tony all shiny and new
But now I discover it not in my grasp...
That one named LaChanze is beginning to **** with me,
Have I stayed too long on the stage?
There's no Tony to win
And there's no one to want me
Have I stayed too long on the stage?

[PalJoey]

Posted: 6/12/06 at 4:49pm

That doesn't even scan.

And WHO is Ethel Mermanc?

[FranklinShepard-Inc.]

Posted: 6/12/06 at 5:24pm

to what tune is it set, luvliza89? I obviously didn't get it...

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 6/12/06 at 6:27pm

Patti could have been a contender! Hell, YES. That number would be Fabio in Forbidden Broadway! I LOVE that show. Hell, YES!!!

[PB ENT.]

Posted: 6/12/06 at 7:33pm

chocolate meat pies for dessert!

[Parks]

Posted: 6/12/06 at 7:50pm

What's this?
-LaChanze
Mmm! Sounds great!
-Trouble is, we only get it when the voters suck.

...just go with it.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 6/12/06 at 7:56pm

Oh please. Patti was on her best behavior last night.

We can all just breathe a sigh of relief that SWEENEY and GYPSY weren't up against each other. If ya know what I mean.

And I think you do.

[Nina]

Posted: 6/13/06 at 6:32pm

Yeah, cry me a river then build a bridge and get over it. Patti was never a contender. Hell, no.
That little woman can throw a mean punch, but then, she has a lot of weight to throw behind it.
Updated On: 6/14/06 at 06:32 PM

[Corine2]

Posted: 6/13/06 at 8:39pm

Updated On: 6/13/06 at 08:39 PM

[iflitifloat]

Posted: 6/13/06 at 8:43pm

Ouch.

[iflitifloat]

Posted: 6/13/06 at 9:01pm

And whatever happened to Bitter Betty? I miss her.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 6/13/06 at 10:53pm

Guys, chill. You all said you'd be cool today, so please...

[iflitifloat]

Posted: 6/14/06 at 9:30am

Ah, but a new day dawns, so boo-hoo away...