Bitter? Sing along with me...

Now you say you're lonely
You cried the long night through
Well, you can cry me a river
Cry me a river
I cried a river over you
Now you say you're sorry
For being so untrue
Well, you can cry me a river
Cry me a river
Cause I cried, I cried
I cried a river over you
You drove me,
Nearly drove me out of my head
While you never shed a tear
Remember?
I remember all that you said
Told me love was too plebeian
Told me you were through with me and
Now you say you say love me
Well, just to prove you do
Come on and cry me a river
Cry me a river
I cried a river over you.

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Speaking of Patti being bitter...does anyone know if LaChanze made it home okay last night?

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I heard that Patricia Neal's TONY was stolen again.

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I admit both MC and MF did look scary in Sweeney Todd. They might go for a few murders now

He punched her in the face too.

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I never realized, Patti would be pronounced Pattyechhhhh or Pattick, PalJoey

I see a new Patti number in the next Forbidden Broadway...

I wanted the music to play on forever
Have I stayed too long on the stage?
I wanted my voice to be constantly singing
Have I stayed too long on the stage?
I bought me a nomination to win me a Tony,
But I didn't get one and now I may kill;
That bitchy LaChanze is beginning to taunt now
Have I stayed too long on the stage?
The music has stop and the critics must go now
Have I stayed too long on the stage?
Oh, Stephen Sondheim, I know you're very proud,
Your little girl LuPone is so favored in your crowd;
No, Ethel Mermanc, you never could have known
That I would be as successful, yet without another Tony...
I wanted to win and forever be the Diva,
With laughter and love everywhere;
I wanted my friends to sing me thier praises,
I wanted somebody to care;
I found a new Tony all shiny and new
But now I discover it not in my grasp...
That one named LaChanze is beginning to **** with me,
Have I stayed too long on the stage?
There's no Tony to win
And there's no one to want me
Have I stayed too long on the stage?

to what tune is it set, luvliza89? I obviously didn't get it...

chocolate meat pies for dessert!

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Oh please. Patti was on her best behavior last night.

We can all just breathe a sigh of relief that SWEENEY and GYPSY weren't up against each other. If ya know what I mean.

And I think you do.

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Updated On: 6/13/06 at 08:39 PM

And whatever happened to Bitter Betty? I miss her.

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Ah, but a new day dawns, so boo-hoo away...

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