Books you haven't read -- and it always shocks people when they find out
Books you haven't read -- and it always shocks people when they find out
#0Books you haven't read -- and it always shocks people when they find out
Posted: 6/16/06 at 12:58am
Lizzie's movie thread (and Shira's bumped movie thread) made me think about this. Do any of you have any books that you have never read, despite everyone else's assumptions?
I, for one, have never read The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy. I work in a bookstore, and I'm sarcastic, so people naturally assume I've read it. In reality, every time someone says, "Oh, my God, you have to read that book", it adds five more years on to the time it takes me to actually read that book. Hitchhiker's Guide was first recommended to me in fifth grade, and given the number of times it's been recommended to me, I will get around to reading it a decade or so after I die. Anyone have a similar book?
And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."
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Posted: 6/16/06 at 1:00amSame wonderwaiter...for some reason, everyone thinks I've read it, and I just...haven't. It just doesn't appea; to me.
"We don't value the lily less for not being made of flint and built to last. Life's bounty is in it's flow, later is too late. Where is the song when it's been sung, the dance when it's been danced? It's only we humans who want to own the future too."
- Tom Stoppard, Shipwreck
Color and Light
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#2re: Books you haven't read -- and it always shocks people when they find ou
Posted: 6/16/06 at 1:02am
HGTTG is hilarious and a very quick read, at that.
That being said, I've never read Wuthering Heights.
Stop looking at my charisma.
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Posted: 6/16/06 at 1:10am
HGTTG is hilarious and a very quick read, at that.
I'm sure it is, and I'm sure I would enjoy it. It's just some bizarre rebellious thing in me. I can't read a book unless it's by my choosing to match my current mood. It actually pisses me off a little. I'd love to have read it and be done with it by now, but everytime I've tried to start it there's been some other book calling out to me. I've accepted it as fate. I'll read it in my own time, when that time is right.
And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."
Color and Light
Broadway Star Joined: 10/23/05
#4re: Books you haven't read -- and it always shocks people when they find ou
Posted: 6/16/06 at 1:28amOh, I was just randomly commenting about the book itself. I hope that didn't sound bitchy - I'm the same way about reading!
Stop looking at my charisma.
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Posted: 6/16/06 at 1:33am
Oh, I didn't take it as bitchy at all! I was just making a further comment. Honestly, I find it as baffling as anyone else that I haven't read it by now.
What really worries me is, I make a good portion of my living off of recommending books to people. Whatever would happen if people were as finicky as me? I'd end up out of a job!
And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."
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Posted: 6/16/06 at 1:55am
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Pride and Prejudice... hell, I can think of few books by 19th century female authors that I have read.
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Posted: 6/16/06 at 2:03am
I've never read Hitch Hiker's Guide, either.
Nor any Victor Hugo novels except Les Misérables.
Googling a few "top 100" lists, I've also never read:
Little Women
Nancy Drew
1984
The Da Vinci Code
Peyton Place
The Animal Farm
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#8re: Books you haven't read -- and it always shocks people when they find ou
Posted: 6/16/06 at 3:23amThe Da Vinci Code.
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Posted: 6/16/06 at 8:39amNancy Drew, Hardy Boys here. I am a real book worm but these two series I just never got around to.
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#10re: Books you haven't read -- and it always shocks people when they find ou
Posted: 6/16/06 at 9:07amWar and Peace
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Posted: 6/16/06 at 9:48am
I've never read anything by Mark Twain, Jane Austen, Bronte sisters, Alexandre Dumas, Victor Hugo... the list goes on..
I've never read GONE WITH THE WIND. The only book I've read by Charles Dickens is A TALE OF TWO CITIES. I started reading A CHRISTMAS CAROLE, but didn't finish.
Contemporary (anything after 1950, I guess,) novels are my thing.
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Posted: 6/16/06 at 10:10am
"Are you there God? It's Me, Margaret"
But I did read all the Ramona and Fudge books. I believe all the Fudge books are at my parents' house still. In fact, you might call me a Fudgepa...never mind.
#13re: Books you haven't read -- and it always shocks people when they find ou
Posted: 6/16/06 at 10:16am
The Da Vinci Code-A friend was supposed to loan it to me but never got around to it.
Valley of the Dolls-I started it but never finished.
Pride and Prejudice
Gone with the Wind
Nancy Drew
I do like to read, I've just never gotten around to these.
"You know, with the right volume, Patti LuPone can make a car bounce, too...."
-Wonderwaiter
#14re: Books you haven't read -- and it always shocks people when they find ou
Posted: 6/16/06 at 11:06amThe Bible. But if you know me, I guess that is not really very shocking at all.
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Posted: 6/16/06 at 11:08amI'll bet no one's read the Bible all the way through. Probably not even the pope. Have you ever tried to read 2 Chronicles? The genealogy is about as thrilling as reading the lowest level donor list on the back of a theatre program.
#16re: Books you haven't read -- and it always shocks people when they find ou
Posted: 6/16/06 at 11:08amAll of the Harry Potter books.
#17re: Books you haven't read -- and it always shocks people when they find ou
Posted: 6/16/06 at 11:40am
I'm wowed Mandi. Seriously.
I think I read one of the Fudge books. Isn't one about the little brother that jumps off the jungle gym because he thinks he can fly? When he can't, and he loses his front teeth?
And I've read the Bible all the way through. I was in 6th grade, and I read a few chapters a night... I think it took me the whole year.
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Posted: 6/16/06 at 12:18pm
"I'll bet no one's read the Bible all the way through. Probably not even the pope. Have you ever tried to read 2 Chronicles? The genealogy is about as thrilling as reading the lowest level donor list on the back of a theatre program."
I've read the Bible all the way through several times. And I know others who have as well.
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
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Posted: 6/16/06 at 12:21pmRhetorical joke, coming in for a crash landing...
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Posted: 6/16/06 at 12:31pmCrashes and burns. *Wants to say something about a particular plane crash, but won't*
Shay Jericho
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#21re: Books you haven't read -- and it always shocks people when they find ou
Posted: 6/16/06 at 4:08pmI've never read any of the Chronicles of Narnia series, or any of the Lord of the Rings trilogy.
#22re: Books you haven't read -- and it always shocks people when they find ou
Posted: 6/16/06 at 4:10pm
The Narnia series were really good.. when I was like 8. I doubt I'd like them the same now.
And I started reading the Hobbit, but couldn't finish. Epics are not my thing.
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#23re: Books you haven't read -- and it always shocks people when they find ou
Posted: 6/17/06 at 12:28amEvery time I say that I've never read The DaVinci Code, people say "YOU MUST READ IT". Which just makes me want to read it less and less...and less.
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Posted: 6/17/06 at 12:37am
The Narnia series were really good.. when I was like 8. I doubt I'd like them the same now.
I had the boxed set when I was eight, and I remember only liking two (The Magician's Nephew and Voyage of The Dawn Treader) out of the seven. I just reread them all last year and enjoyed (most of) them immensely.
Although, Susan doesn't get to go to Heaven because she likes makeup and boys? What's up with that crap?
And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."
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