Brendan Stryker: The Memorial Service — Page 11

#251

Can it be that it was all so simple then?

Posted: 1/16/06 at 9:08pm

Got there already. Why do you think she had to cut up the rest of it?

What's that, JAC? You need some help choosing your next number? I'll be right there.

Wipe the frosting from your mouth, Rath.

#252

Can it be that it was all so simple then?

Posted: 1/16/06 at 9:09pm

*glares at Moony, wipes frosting on M's blouse*

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Updated On: 1/16/06 at 09:09 PM

#253

Can it be that it was all so simple then?

Posted: 1/16/06 at 9:16pm

Offers JAC some frosting.....

#254

Can it be that it was all so simple then?

Posted: 1/16/06 at 9:21pm

You are one evil beyatch.

*tries to walk out with dignity, trips*

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#255

Can it be that it was all so simple then?

Posted: 1/16/06 at 9:21pm

*hoping someone will do the Heimlic Manuever*

*faints*

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#256

Can it be that it was all so simple then?

Posted: 1/16/06 at 9:23pm

*picks up Rath, continues on to JAC without missing a beat*

"Hey, JAC, there's your biggest competition."

#257

Can it be that it was all so simple then?

Posted: 1/16/06 at 9:24pm

Too late to suck up now.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#258

Can it be that it was all so simple then?

Posted: 1/16/06 at 9:26pm

*dumps Rath on top of SweetQ's body*

Someone call an ambulance and the pizza parlor down the street.

#259

Can it be that it was all so simple then?

Posted: 1/16/06 at 9:26pm

(Patrick is still singing to me)

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"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

#260

Can it be that it was all so simple then?

Posted: 1/16/06 at 9:27pm

*gets up, grabs Moony's purse and cake and runs*

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#261

Can it be that it was all so simple then?

Posted: 1/16/06 at 9:30pm

Is that what they're calling it now, Dolly? Geez, man, the body - if we had one - isn't even cold yet.

Hey, Rath - you bring back that......cake. RIGHT NOW.

#262

Can it be that it was all so simple then?

Posted: 1/16/06 at 9:30pm

NO.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#263

Can it be that it was all so simple then?

Posted: 1/16/06 at 9:30pm

Nor will I now either.

damn double posts

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

Updated On: 1/16/06 at 09:30 PM

#264

Can it be that it was all so simple then?

Posted: 1/16/06 at 9:32pm

Ha Ha!!! You double posted. You double posted.

#265

Can it be that it was all so simple then?

Posted: 1/16/06 at 9:33pm

I think you just did too, but you confined it to one post.


Huh?


That's right.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#266

Can it be that it was all so simple then?

Posted: 1/16/06 at 9:38pm

Nevermind, you can keep that piece of cake, smashed in your sweaty little hand. The pizza guy is here.

"Thanks, sir. That man in 'Hello Dolly' red is paying for it. Be sure he gives you a nice tip."

#267

Can it be that it was all so simple then?

Posted: 1/16/06 at 9:44pm

You haven't won yet, missy.

Not by a long shot.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#268

Can it be that it was all so simple then?

Posted: 1/16/06 at 9:48pm

A funeral/memorial is never truly complete without some sort of fighting amongst some of the mourners.

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I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2.

"unleash the girly"

Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.

Puppies are babies in fur coats.

Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator

#269

Can it be that it was all so simple then?

Posted: 1/16/06 at 9:49pm

Back home you've gotta throw in a drunk or two.


Hey! Don't look at me.

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Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#270

Can it be that it was all so simple then?

Posted: 1/16/06 at 9:49pm

This must be an Irish memorial.

Besides, as you've been witness to, Moony and I fight wherever we are.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#271

Can it be that it was all so simple then?

Posted: 1/16/06 at 9:50pm

*runs in, gets drunk, slaps DD and bd, then runs out*

How was that?

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-cheezedoodle

#272

Can it be that it was all so simple then?

Posted: 1/16/06 at 9:51pm

uh-oh.

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Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#273

Can it be that it was all so simple then?

Posted: 1/16/06 at 9:54pm

She got drunk on one drink. She's only 14. Time out for you, missy!

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I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2.

"unleash the girly"

Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.

Puppies are babies in fur coats.

Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator

#274

Can it be that it was all so simple then?

Posted: 1/16/06 at 9:55pm

But...but...

*grabs drink and runs*

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"While some feel it is a film related question, I seem to think it may be a 'I am thinking of losing my winkie' sort of question."
-cheezedoodle

#275

It that all there is?

Posted: 1/16/06 at 10:03pm

You know the service is over when there's no one left but the closed casket and the drinking lesbian hoping to saddle-up to a lone weeping female standing off to one side.