Bristol Palin and her "stolen" virginity

[tazber]

Posted: 6/22/11 at 5:06pm

As about as legit as saying David Hyde Pierce "stole" the Tony from Raul Esparza:

Bristol starts off her story with the night her virginity was "stolen" by Johnston, saying she had succumbed for the first time in her life to the "woozy charms" of wine coolers while on a camping trip with friends.

But wait! She also says it was a night of "bad decisions".

Is it really stealing if someone makes a bad decision to give it to you?
The apple doesn't fall.....

[supportivemom]

Posted: 6/22/11 at 5:14pm

You see- I really do believe in abstinence. If I hadn't been drunk, I would have stuck to my guns. Oh PAHLEEZE! When is this crap gonna end already? Sarah called Levi Ricky Hollywood but it seems that Bristol has decided to do this- a book, a reality show, plastic surgery, DWTS, moving to LA. I can't believe that anyone would be remotely interested in her. Geesh!

[Reginald Tresilian]

Posted: 6/22/11 at 5:20pm

I found this really perceptive comment on Amazon:

"I'm not going to play the race card here but the Palin's are taken a lot of slime from readers of a book that has a lot of truths in it, sorry I am a democrat, and this is a young girl growing up in a drug, drinking, dumb society and Bristol get's no respect to be a member of the good people. Now if she was a Black girl, then what?"

True, so true: Then what?

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 6/22/11 at 5:22pm

Then the author of that comment still would have misused her apostrophes.

[Reginald Tresilian]

Posted: 6/22/11 at 5:25pm

See? Now she are taken a lot of slime to.

[NYadgal]

Posted: 6/22/11 at 5:41pm

I. Refuse. To. Read. Another. Word. By. Or. About. The. Palins.

[nygrl232]

Posted: 6/22/11 at 5:43pm

Reg, I like that sentence slightly more than the one about nutjobs punching above their weight.

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 6/22/11 at 6:14pm

But now you can rent her house! Updated On: 6/22/11 at 06:14 PM

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 6/22/11 at 6:34pm

I feel bad that her cherry got stoled. Did she file a police report? Hopefully they'll find it before the thief pawns it.
Updated On: 6/22/11 at 06:34 PM

[romantico]

Posted: 6/22/11 at 6:41pm

Wonder if Levi's book will outsell hers?. Lets all pray the dirt he has on Bristol and her Mom is juicy.

[ahhrealmonsters]

Posted: 6/22/11 at 8:34pm

Phyllis- $1400 for a HOUSE?! That's how much I pay for 1 bedroom in a converted 3 bedroom in Manhattan. Jesus f*cking...

[Dollypop]

Posted: 6/22/11 at 10:59pm

I just wish Bristol would stop saying bad things about Levi Johnston. He's one of the most misunderstood people of our times. Seriously.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 6/22/11 at 11:42pm

Date rape is a serious thing. I wish I could believe Team Palin wouldn't dream of using it as a plot device as they do a little real life retroactive continuity trickery. But I can't.

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 6/22/11 at 11:59pm

Maybe a bunch of us BWWers could pool our dough and rent the house for the summer!
Updated On: 6/22/11 at 11:59 PM

[StockardFan]

Posted: 6/23/11 at 9:59am

Phyllis, that sounds like a brilliant idea! I wonder if it has a pool?

[Eris0303]

Posted: 6/23/11 at 10:27am

In Arizona? I bet it does have a pool

[SNAFU]

Posted: 6/23/11 at 10:30am

Oh imagine the parties of wine cooers and stealing each other's cherries!

[Unknown User]

Posted: 6/23/11 at 10:40am

Bristol's literary style owes a lot to Harlequin Romances! I love her description of seeing Levi in the hallway and falling in love with his dashing, masculine good looks as much as I love her disappointment "the morning after" waking up alone in a cold tent as Levi brags to his friends when she SHOULD have awoken snuggled in her boyfriend's arms....

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 6/23/11 at 11:23am

Stockard...I call the dinosaur floatie!

And a mudslide, please!

[StockardFan]

Posted: 6/23/11 at 12:39pm

Doodle you can have the dinosaur floatie and a mudslide! I want the big raft with a drink holder and a margarita!

[Eris0303]

Posted: 6/23/11 at 12:41pm

Oh imagine the parties of wine cooers and stealing each other's cherries!

Is that what Bristol is after drinking? A wine cooer? Maybe a whine cooer.

[AEA AGMA SM]

Posted: 6/23/11 at 12:54pm

I'm waiting for the story of how her black cherry got stolen.

[mominator]

Posted: 6/23/11 at 4:09pm

Any guesses who will be reading it for the audio version?

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 6/23/11 at 5:55pm

Please. If anyone was going to steal anything from the Palin's, you'd think it would be something of value. It's not like you can cash in a broken hymen at a hock shop.

Updated On: 6/23/11 at 05:55 PM

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 6/23/11 at 6:06pm

No, but you should see what they do to it at the repair shop...