Britney's Letter To Fans- Page 2

[grownupgroupie]

Posted: 10/17/04 at 4:18pm

*sigh*

I'm just being a bitch. If I were from Kentwood, LA I'd have a minivan-full by now. Same with the grammar-nazi-ing. Guess it's my prerogative to be bitter and jaded Excuse me while I take a cheetos and red-bull break.

In all seriousness, though, did anyone else see some not-so-coded crap in that business about her mother and her sister?

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 10/17/04 at 4:26pm

If that's the case, then people are reading waaaaay too much into that 23-hour marriage. I really don't think she meant to hurt anyone or slap any faces. It was just a stupid mistake that was blown way out of proportion because she's famous. Other people have made similar mistakes, especially at her age.

[~FloweryFriend~]

Posted: 10/17/04 at 4:47pm

newyorkuniq, you know I love you.

But after reading that letter, I don't know why you insist that Britney is "smart".

As was a co-founder of the "I-Hate-Britney-Spears/Super-Secret-Closet-Britney-Spears-Lovers-Fan-Club", I don't think I'm being entirely cruel or biased in stating that although Britney dances well, her writing is no atestation to her brainpower.
(sadly, I'm not making up the bit about the club).

Also, keep in mind, Britney once admitted on The Rosie O'Donnell Show that her "SAT score" was a 16. I'm going to go ahead and assume that she meant "ACT score", since the SAT maximum score is 1600, and the base score is 200. Seeing as how the ACT is out of 36, I think it's safe to say that Mrs. Federline is not Ivy League material. Although perhaps her multiple references to her hair color might tug on the heartstrings of Reese Witherspoon fans on the Harvard Law board of admissions. One never knows...


Here is a link to the aforementioned letter on Britney's official site. (Who would have thought that the musical "Wicked" could inspire such...[insert adjective here] writing?) Sorry to disappoint anyone who may of been convinced that the pop princess was on her way to becoming a Rhodes Scholar.
http://www.britneyspears.com/news-item.php?item=041015&PHPSESSID=d12705dc4b31ba761be01d2f20c45724

Updated On: 10/18/04 at 04:47 PM

[~FloweryFriend~]

Posted: 10/18/04 at 12:32am

*bump*

[feinstein9]

Posted: 10/18/04 at 3:53am

bless you, ff. you make me giggle like a school girl. btw what's the deal with harvard? did she make some public announcement saying she felt like that for writting a letter? i'm not as up on my brit news as others.

[Guido Contini]

Posted: 10/18/04 at 4:13am

FF honey...this has nothing to do with anything else, but..the ACT is out of 36. At least it better still be, because I scored a 34.

[ShineOn]

Posted: 10/18/04 at 10:50am

Um... not sure I'm feeling your Reese Witherspoon comment. Blonde stereotypes are obnoxious. Some of the most inane people I've ever met were brunettes...

I'm not even going to comment on Britney, but please don't excuse her because of her hair color. (And she was never even a NATURAL blonde...)

[JailyardGuy]

Posted: 10/18/04 at 12:50pm

I love you, Bethy. (And your blonde hair, too!)

Let's have babies.

[~FloweryFriend~]

Posted: 10/18/04 at 1:17pm

1. Guido, you're quite right on the 36. I went back and changed it. Sorry about that.

2. Bethy, I was making a "Legally Blonde" joke. Don't worry, I'm not blaming Britney's flaws on her haircolor. But please go back and note that she used the word blonde more than once in her letter, so obviously she considers it a defining characteristic for herself. I apologize if I inadvertently offended you, or any other blondes that may have read my post.