Britney - simply because it's there.

[Unknown User]

Britney - simply because it's there.#0

Posted: 7/11/04 at 3:55am

I just couldn't help myself. After FAHRENHEIT 9/11, I have become obsessed with trying to understand this particular phenomenom. I STILL don't get it, but so be it.

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/story_pages/news/news1.shtml Updated On: 7/11/04 at 03:55 AM

[broadwayguy2]

re: Britney - simply because it's there.#1

Posted: 7/11/04 at 3:59am

Intersting.. very VERY interesting and *gasp* worthy

[Unknown User]

re: Britney - simply because it's there.#2

Posted: 7/11/04 at 4:02am

I love the fact that's it's the jilted BOY who has to run to the press And a looker he is, too! They grow them well down there in the woods

[broadwayguy2]

re: Britney - simply because it's there.#3

Posted: 7/11/04 at 4:19am

yes.. this is true....

[Rathnait62]

re: Britney - simply because it's there.#4

Posted: 7/11/04 at 10:15am

I don't know kids - News of the World is a notoriously bs tabloid - and what gives this one away as bs is quoting a Louisiana boy as saying "gobsmacked." Hmmmm... Not likely.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

[newyorkuniq]

re: Britney - simply because it's there.#5

Posted: 7/11/04 at 10:24am

That's discusting and totally classless for him to give details like that. What a loser.

[Unknown User]

re: Britney - simply because it's there.#6

Posted: 7/11/04 at 10:25am

Raithnait - good eye. I couldn't read enough of it to have caught that. The whole concept STILL cracks me up, though.

[broadwayguy2]

re: Britney - simply because it's there.#7

Posted: 7/11/04 at 10:30am

Yeah.. I found it VERY funny.

Tasteless??? LOL. Tastes fine to me. LOL.

[Matt_G]

re: Britney - simply because it's there.#8

Posted: 7/11/04 at 11:47am

Am I the only one who thinks that story is faker than Pam Anderson's chest?

"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."

[Unknown User]

re: Britney - simply because it's there.#9

Posted: 7/11/04 at 11:52am

Oh no, Matt - as Raithnait pointed out, the rag is not known for its veracity. But it STILL makes me laugh!

[Rathnait62]

re: Britney - simply because it's there.#10

Posted: 7/11/04 at 11:52am

Nope - scroll back up and read my response.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

[BroadwayGirl107]

re: Britney - simply because it's there.#11

Posted: 7/11/04 at 1:41pm

Oh, Matt, you are definitely not the only one.

If they are going to make up a story that is complete bs, you would think they wouldn't go so overboard and make it so obvious that it is total crap.

[Matt_G]

re: Britney - simply because it's there.#12

Posted: 7/11/04 at 1:43pm

But I gotta admit, looking at those pics of him I wouldn't mind going to Vegas with him if you know what I mean. Now what I mean? Huh? Huh?

"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."

[Rathnait62]

re: Britney - simply because it's there.#13

Posted: 7/11/04 at 1:50pm

Well Matt - she IS only human after all...

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

[Matt_G]

re: Britney - simply because it's there.#14

Posted: 7/11/04 at 1:51pm

We'll find out for sure after the autopsy

"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."

[shesings]

re: Britney - simply because it's there.#15

Posted: 7/11/04 at 4:14pm

her brother "rang" her
jason "rang" his dad
last time i checked little southern college boys didn't talk like that! though it was a highly entertaining story and I Hope it is true!

[SmrtAss]

re: Britney - simply because it's there.#16

Posted: 7/11/04 at 6:38pm

and what gives this one away as bs is quoting a Louisiana boy as saying "gobsmacked." Hmmmm... Not likely.

Oh yeah, us folks from Louisiana cain't lern them newfangled British slang words cuz we is too bizzy wankin'.

[shesings]

re: Britney - simply because it's there.#17

Posted: 7/11/04 at 7:00pm

honey i highly doubt 22 year old boys anywhere in the us are saying "gobsmacked" .. whether they're from Louisiana or not!

[SmrtAss]

re: Britney - simply because it's there.#18

Posted: 7/11/04 at 7:07pm

That may very well be true, but the original poster specified "a Louisiana boy" not young men in general.

[Rathnait62]

re: Britney - simply because it's there.#19

Posted: 7/11/04 at 7:46pm

Oh for heaven's sake!! Are you SERIOUSLY that sensitive??

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

[SmrtAss]

re: Britney - simply because it's there.#20

Posted: 7/11/04 at 8:30pm

Au contraire. Just feeling contrary. Pardonnez-moi.