Britney - simply because it's there.
Britney - simply because it's there.
Joined: 12/31/69
#0Britney - simply because it's there.
Posted: 7/11/04 at 3:55am
I just couldn't help myself. After FAHRENHEIT 9/11, I have become obsessed with trying to understand this particular phenomenom. I STILL don't get it, but so be it.
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/story_pages/news/news1.shtml
Updated On: 7/11/04 at 03:55 AM
broadwayguy2
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/03
#1re: Britney - simply because it's there.
Posted: 7/11/04 at 3:59amIntersting.. very VERY interesting and *gasp* worthy
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#2re: Britney - simply because it's there.
Posted: 7/11/04 at 4:02am
I love the fact that's it's the jilted BOY who has to run to the press 
And a looker he is, too! They grow them well down there in the woods
broadwayguy2
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/03
#4re: Britney - simply because it's there.
Posted: 7/11/04 at 10:15amI don't know kids - News of the World is a notoriously bs tabloid - and what gives this one away as bs is quoting a Louisiana boy as saying "gobsmacked." Hmmmm... Not likely.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
newyorkuniq
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/1/03
#5re: Britney - simply because it's there.
Posted: 7/11/04 at 10:24amThat's discusting and totally classless for him to give details like that. What a loser.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#6re: Britney - simply because it's there.
Posted: 7/11/04 at 10:25amRaithnait - good eye. I couldn't read enough of it to have caught that. The whole concept STILL cracks me up, though.
broadwayguy2
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/03
#7re: Britney - simply because it's there.
Posted: 7/11/04 at 10:30am
Yeah.. I found it VERY funny.
Tasteless??? LOL. Tastes fine to me. LOL.
Matt_G
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/1/04
#8re: Britney - simply because it's there.
Posted: 7/11/04 at 11:47amAm I the only one who thinks that story is faker than Pam Anderson's chest?
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#9re: Britney - simply because it's there.
Posted: 7/11/04 at 11:52amOh no, Matt - as Raithnait pointed out, the rag is not known for its veracity. But it STILL makes me laugh!
#10re: Britney - simply because it's there.
Posted: 7/11/04 at 11:52amNope - scroll back up and read my response.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
BroadwayGirl107
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/26/03
#11re: Britney - simply because it's there.
Posted: 7/11/04 at 1:41pm
Oh, Matt, you are definitely not the only one.
If they are going to make up a story that is complete bs, you would think they wouldn't go so overboard and make it so obvious that it is total crap.
Matt_G
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/1/04
#12re: Britney - simply because it's there.
Posted: 7/11/04 at 1:43pmBut I gotta admit, looking at those pics of him I wouldn't mind going to Vegas with him if you know what I mean. Now what I mean? Huh? Huh?
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#13re: Britney - simply because it's there.
Posted: 7/11/04 at 1:50pmWell Matt - she IS only human after all...
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
Matt_G
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/1/04
#14re: Britney - simply because it's there.
Posted: 7/11/04 at 1:51pmWe'll find out for sure after the autopsy
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
shesings
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/14/04
#15re: Britney - simply because it's there.
Posted: 7/11/04 at 4:14pm
her brother "rang" her
jason "rang" his dad
last time i checked little southern college boys didn't talk like that! though it was a highly entertaining story and I Hope it is true!
SmrtAss
Understudy Joined: 6/6/04
#16re: Britney - simply because it's there.
Posted: 7/11/04 at 6:38pm
and what gives this one away as bs is quoting a Louisiana boy as saying "gobsmacked." Hmmmm... Not likely.
Oh yeah, us folks from Louisiana cain't lern them newfangled British slang words cuz we is too bizzy wankin'.
shesings
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/14/04
#17re: Britney - simply because it's there.
Posted: 7/11/04 at 7:00pmhoney i highly doubt 22 year old boys anywhere in the us are saying "gobsmacked" .. whether they're from Louisiana or not!
SmrtAss
Understudy Joined: 6/6/04
#18re: Britney - simply because it's there.
Posted: 7/11/04 at 7:07pmThat may very well be true, but the original poster specified "a Louisiana boy" not young men in general.
#19re: Britney - simply because it's there.
Posted: 7/11/04 at 7:46pmOh for heaven's sake!! Are you SERIOUSLY that sensitive??
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
SmrtAss
Understudy Joined: 6/6/04
#20re: Britney - simply because it's there.
Posted: 7/11/04 at 8:30pmAu contraire. Just feeling contrary. Pardonnez-moi.
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