Britney: Coke adds Life!
Britney: Coke adds Life!
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#1Britney: Coke adds Life!
Posted: 3/15/07 at 3:28pm
Britney has settled into rehab! She's making do with lots of candy, and a case of Coke a day! Sources say she's drinking 24 Cokes every 24 hours, every day. For those of you playing along at home, that's 3600 calories a day-- or more than an adult woman's total dailly recommended intake-- before she eats a bite. It's also giving her 864 g of Caffeine, or slightly double the maximum intake recommended by the FDA.
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#2re: Britney: Coke adds Life!
Posted: 3/15/07 at 3:30pm
But what time did she pee this morning?
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#2re: Britney: Coke adds Life!
Posted: 3/15/07 at 3:35pm
"Star magazine reports that the in-patient currently occupying rooms 1 through 14 of Promises Malibu..."
Wait, what? Wouldn't you think one room would be enough? Does she store her cases of Coke in the other 13 rooms?
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#3re: Britney: Coke adds Life!
Posted: 3/15/07 at 3:35pmPerhaps she brought her band.
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#4re: Britney: Coke adds Life!
Posted: 3/15/07 at 3:38pmI'm just happy she isn't drinking diet coke, y'all. That stuff will kill you.
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#5re: Britney: Coke adds Life!
Posted: 3/15/07 at 3:40pm
*sucks on Diet Coke*
Huh? What?
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#6re: Britney: Coke adds Life!
Posted: 3/15/07 at 3:40pmCan they cure crotch crickets at Promises?
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
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#7re: Britney: Coke adds Life!
Posted: 3/15/07 at 3:40pmDidn't they fix you up?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
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#8re: Britney: Coke adds Life!
Posted: 3/15/07 at 3:42pmIs Promises, Promises the rehab clinic Kathy Griffin talked about in her special? "Get well, Britney! You are so BRAVE!"
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#9re: Britney: Coke adds Life!
Posted: 3/15/07 at 3:42pm
And to think she shilled for Pepsi all those years...
Also: Is Coke the new coke?
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#10re: Britney: Coke adds Life!
Posted: 3/15/07 at 3:43pm
So she's obligated to drink Pepsi the rest of her life?
Pepsi SUCKS, y'all!
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
cheezedoodle
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#11re: Britney: Coke adds Life!
Posted: 3/15/07 at 3:44pmI purchased her version of "My Perogative" off i-tunes this morning. Maybe there is a curse for covering a Bobby Brown tune.
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#12re: Britney: Coke adds Life!
Posted: 3/15/07 at 3:44pmI did think this is a GREAT ad campaign for Coke! "Kick the Habit with Coke!"
#13re: Britney: Coke adds Life!
Posted: 3/15/07 at 3:44pm
Oh, it was a joke.
PS: Pepsi RULES!!
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#14re: Britney: Coke adds Life!
Posted: 3/15/07 at 3:48pmgeeze... and i thought i was bad because i go through a six pack in a week! although at least the cola i drink has no caffeine or corn syrup in it. x_x
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#15re: Britney: Coke adds Life!
Posted: 3/15/07 at 3:49pm
You think a six pack in a week is bad??
Oh dear. *glances at empty two-liter*
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#16re: Britney: Coke adds Life!
Posted: 3/15/07 at 3:51pmKathy did indeed does mention Promises, ironically while implying that Daniel, Anna Nicole's son, would likely end up there...actually that's not ironic.
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
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#17re: Britney: Coke adds Life!
Posted: 3/15/07 at 3:58pm"Ahm workin' on mah figure, y'all! Cayn sez its got no fat!"
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
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#18re: Britney: Coke adds Life!
Posted: 3/15/07 at 4:12pm
Six pack a week? I go through TWO sixers of the big 24 ounce bottles a week AT WORK-- not to mention all the ones at home.
But it is at least Diet Coke and Decaf after 6 PM.
#19re: Britney: Coke adds Life!
Posted: 3/15/07 at 4:13pmDecaf?? That stuff tastes like PEPSI!!!
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
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#20re: Britney: Coke adds Life!
Posted: 3/15/07 at 4:14pm
As a wise woman once said "Coke with lime is simply divine".
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NOT!
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#21re: Britney: Coke adds Life!
Posted: 3/15/07 at 4:15pmDiet Coke with lime tastes like soap. Unless it's fresh lime. But that bottled sh*t - ick.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
cheezedoodle
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#22re: Britney: Coke adds Life!
Posted: 3/15/07 at 4:16pmThat's why I stick with Stolichnaya Rath - but then again, that's how you get to Promises in the first place.
"Oh Link...your pork is ready..." - Edna Turnblad
#23re: Britney: Coke adds Life!
Posted: 3/15/07 at 4:39pmOh, the drink. Sorry. I thought I'd found a thread papa and I could enjoy equally.
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#24re: Britney: Coke adds Life!
Posted: 3/15/07 at 4:41pmThey make lime flavored cocaine now??? OH, the things they come up with these days!
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
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