If I told you who it was, you would understand.
I know it's just the stupid Internet, and I'm normally *not* one of Those People, but everytime I see that he's even posted something, my heart beats a little bit faster...
*sigh*
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.