It is too purple, you burgundy-topped strumpet!

(WE NEED A MINTY THINGY SOON!)
Our Diva occasionally needs things, shall we say, "clarified" for her, Boobsy, darling.
*attacks Diva with a Trish McEvoy eyeshadow brush and a Shu Uemura #13 powder brush*
CAM! I have that lipstick...
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.