Broadway actors asking you out
#2
Posted: 7/6/05 at 8:47pm
Why is that different from anyone else hitting on you? Actors are REAL LIVE PEOPLE.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#3
Posted: 7/6/05 at 8:48pm
Oh my god! Like I posted before, EVERYTIME I see Kristin Chenoweth, we totally end up making out in a corner somewhere.
She just can't let me go...
She just can't let me go...
#4
Posted: 7/6/05 at 8:50pm
i just think its weird, since he was kind of disrespectful about the way he did it, and bwaysinger-good for you, is she a good kisser?
"You alone can make my song take flight, it's over now, the Music of the Night!!!!!"
#5
Posted: 7/6/05 at 8:50pm
Katherine Cornell has asked me out repeatedly. I have refused time and time again.
#6
Posted: 7/6/05 at 8:51pm
I know bway - it's pathetic, her and her obsession with gay men.
*goes off to obsess over some straight women*
*goes off to obsess over some straight women*
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
Updated On: 7/6/05 at 08:51 PM
#8
Posted: 7/6/05 at 9:30pm
I know Cheyenne Jackson's ex-mailman.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#9
Posted: 7/6/05 at 9:31pm
#10
Posted: 7/6/05 at 9:37pm
I have gotten phone messages from a certain gorgeous up and coming musical star, who I developed a little crush on...but they were just friendly, and nothing more...shucks.
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Akiva
#11
Posted: 7/6/05 at 9:38pm
I have gotten phone messages from Betty Buckley. They weren't friendly.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
Updated On: 7/6/05 at 09:38 PM
#12
Posted: 7/6/05 at 9:39pm
I'm gonna call a certain person....you know who....well, if you know me.
#13
Posted: 7/6/05 at 9:40pm
Thenardier, please stop calling. I have told you over and over - even if I wasn't gay, I'm way too old for you.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#14
Posted: 7/6/05 at 9:48pm
Seriously. Kristin's just like that. What are you going to do? I mean, I HAVE to let her do it so I can talk about it here.
By the way, Rath, seriously, stop winking at me when I'm in the audience, ok? You're freaking me out. Just because I go to the show EVERY single night and sit in the SAME seat and grin at you the ENTIRE TIME doesn't mean I want you to respond. It's weird, ok?
By the way, Rath, seriously, stop winking at me when I'm in the audience, ok? You're freaking me out. Just because I go to the show EVERY single night and sit in the SAME seat and grin at you the ENTIRE TIME doesn't mean I want you to respond. It's weird, ok?
#15
Posted: 7/6/05 at 9:54pm
Hugh Jackman calls my cellphone and hangs up.
Liam Neeson rubbed up against me in a crowded downtown 9 train.
Nathan Lane once threw up on my sneakers.
Liam Neeson rubbed up against me in a crowded downtown 9 train.
Nathan Lane once threw up on my sneakers.
#16
Posted: 7/6/05 at 10:10pm
Then stop unbuttoning your shirt and pointing your tongue toward your nipple whenever my blocking brings me near your seat. Okay, bway?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
Updated On: 7/6/05 at 10:10 PM
#17
Posted: 7/6/05 at 10:13pm
Stacie Morgain Lewis, regardless of how b*tchy she is humped my leg. I took pictures.
"If it walks like a Parks, if it wobbles like a Parks, then it's definitely fat and nobody loves it." --MA
#18
Posted: 7/6/05 at 10:13pm
I got asked out to dinner by Carol Channing. It was a case of mistaken identity though. True and amusing story; she was doing a show with Chita Rivera. A friend and I had been chatting with Chita, said goodnight and were on our way out when Carol walked over and grabbed my arm saying "You're coming to dinner with us, aren't you. You said you would. We're going to (whatever the name of the restaurant was, I don't recall). You can ride in my car if you want."
I told her that although having dinner with her would be an honor, she obviously was mistaking me for someone else. It turned out that because she was not wearing her glasses and can't see a damned thing without them, she thought I was one of Chita's dancers. She had me confused with a boy who was taller, darker, hotter and about ten years younger than me.
Oh yeah, Hugh calls my phone everynight and hangs up on me too. Don't think you're special, PJ. He does that to everyone.
I told her that although having dinner with her would be an honor, she obviously was mistaking me for someone else. It turned out that because she was not wearing her glasses and can't see a damned thing without them, she thought I was one of Chita's dancers. She had me confused with a boy who was taller, darker, hotter and about ten years younger than me.
Oh yeah, Hugh calls my phone everynight and hangs up on me too. Don't think you're special, PJ. He does that to everyone.
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#19
Posted: 7/6/05 at 10:14pm
Don't flatter yourself Rath.
#20
Posted: 7/6/05 at 10:26pm
I know it's embarrassing, Thenardier, but YOU brought it up here.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#21
Posted: 7/6/05 at 10:28pm
you mean about megan?
#22
Posted: 7/6/05 at 10:31pm
No, silly, about ME.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#23
Posted: 7/6/05 at 10:31pm
Why do you think I worship Idina's arms?
#24
Posted: 7/6/05 at 10:35pm
Marlene what's so awesome about Idina's arms? Now Tayes arms, Ooh dear sweet Jesus, that man is so fine.
#25
Posted: 7/6/05 at 11:14pm
Men are pigs. Sometimes it happens.
If this wasn't a performer, I dont think you'd be making nearly as big of a deal about this.
Sorry to be snarky, but it's true, I'm blunt and I've had a really bad day.
If this wasn't a performer, I dont think you'd be making nearly as big of a deal about this.
Sorry to be snarky, but it's true, I'm blunt and I've had a really bad day.
"You're every gay man's wet dream!" ~ MA
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