Alright... there is a lifeguard who just got off of work, and he sees a cookie on a box. He wonders why there is a cookie on a box and no one is watching it, so he takes it and puts it in his life-guard buggy. When he makes a turn, the cookie falls off of the box. He looks at the cookie, and then puts it back on the box. When he makes another turn, the cookie falls off of the box again. He gets angry and says, "COOKIE IF YOU FALL OFF OF THE BOX ONE MORE TIME, I WILL THROW YOU IN THE OCEAN!" So he puts the cookie back on the box, and then makes another turn, in which the cookie falls off of the box once again. So, he throws the cookie in the ocean.
The End
"Someone please tell me- when the hell did gravity become the enemy? How has an essential force of nature, something that makes it possible for life to even exist on this planet, come to deserve the scorn and hatred of every teenage girl with no head voice?"- Broadway Matt