BroadwayWorld Haiku — Page 6

#126

re: BroadwayWorld Haiku

Posted: 1/7/05 at 7:23pm

Apologies for
Badly done Haiku-etry
But Rath is upset

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#127

re: BroadwayWorld Haiku

Posted: 1/7/05 at 7:24pm

subject must change now
some are not fans of my pets
their hearts are like stone

#128

re: BroadwayWorld Haiku

Posted: 1/7/05 at 7:33pm

people without pets
live a life missing something
that's why they are sad.

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Hamlet's father.

#129

re: BroadwayWorld Haiku

Posted: 1/7/05 at 10:20pm

Okay dogs come on!
It's time to pee, poo and play.
STOP EATING THE GRASS!!!

#130

re: BroadwayWorld Haiku

Posted: 1/8/05 at 12:51am

my pet is a Dog
I happen to like Cats more
But then, sh!t happens

#131

re: BroadwayWorld Haiku

Posted: 1/10/05 at 8:49pm

return to the top
poor little lost witty thread
our anger managed

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

#132

re: BroadwayWorld Haiku

Posted: 1/10/05 at 8:52pm

Life isn't nice sometimes
That's just the way it is folks
Tsunami Matt G

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#133

re: BroadwayWorld Haiku

Posted: 1/10/05 at 9:10pm

Vida es una mierda
me siento muy bruta
pero estoy buena

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Kiss it baby. Kiss it now!

#134

re: BroadwayWorld Haiku

Posted: 1/10/05 at 9:27pm

I've been informed by my editor that my last entry in this thread has six syllables in line one. Which proves the old adage true: Never haiku on an empty stomach.

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#135

re: BroadwayWorld Haiku

Posted: 1/10/05 at 9:29pm

What the freaking hell?
No! I do not speak Spanish.
Need translation. Please?

#136

re: BroadwayWorld Haiku

Posted: 1/10/05 at 9:34pm

There once was a man
From Nantucket he hailed
A lobster bib helps

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#137

re: BroadwayWorld Haiku

Posted: 1/10/05 at 9:35pm

[Editor's translation:

Life is a ****
I feel I'm very stupid
But I'm good. ]

Not everyone can create a Haiku, Iris.

BWW is a family
Somedays filled with love n hugs
Somedays no one speaks

Updated On: 1/10/05 at 09:35 PM

#138

re: BroadwayWorld Haiku

Posted: 1/10/05 at 9:37pm

I don't know what that means but it sounds delicious!

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#139

re: BroadwayWorld Haiku

Posted: 1/10/05 at 10:12pm

Ladies and Gentleman, I've just been informed by my editor again that I wrote a six syllable first line AGAIN. I wish to offer my apologies to the Haiku Community.

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#140

re: BroadwayWorld Haiku

Posted: 1/10/05 at 10:21pm

A man is full grown
when he learns the advantage
of 5 over 6

#141

re: BroadwayWorld Haiku

Posted: 1/10/05 at 10:38pm

alcohol is bad
or maybe drinking could help
never know namo

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"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men" - Willy Wonka

#142

re: BroadwayWorld Haiku

Posted: 1/10/05 at 10:51pm

Where is my vodka?
I left the bottle somewhere
Could you help me, please?

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'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt

#143

re: BroadwayWorld Haiku

Posted: 1/10/05 at 11:01pm

I came to L.A.
To escape New York winter
Now my house is Ark

#144

re: BroadwayWorld Haiku

Posted: 1/10/05 at 11:04pm

My pup has a nose:
Big and black and shiny, wet.
No sorrow too great

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"They have never understood, and no reason that they should. But if anybody could . . . " --SS

#145

re: BroadwayWorld Haiku

Posted: 1/10/05 at 11:13pm

Rain? Rain? In L.A.?
Do not get washed away!
Lo-carb damp city.

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#146

re: BroadwayWorld Haiku

Posted: 1/10/05 at 11:16pm

FindingNamo

Are you doing this on purpose? Again with the 6 syllables where there should be 7!

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"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men" - Willy Wonka

#147

re: BroadwayWorld Haiku

Posted: 1/10/05 at 11:19pm

Technically washed is 7, right? Right? RIGHT?

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#148

re: BroadwayWorld Haiku

Posted: 1/10/05 at 11:20pm

I suppose if you live in Deliverance country

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"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men" - Willy Wonka

#149

re: BroadwayWorld Haiku

Posted: 1/10/05 at 11:22pm

It is 7.

#150

re: BroadwayWorld Haiku

Posted: 1/10/05 at 11:28pm

Namo seems clever.
But his postings, so vicious!
Maybe lack of sex?

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