Brokeback on Broadway?

An exclusive rumor on the ohnotheydiodnt blog:

ONTD EXCLUSIVE

So an industry insider who wishes to remain ~anonymous~ tipped us off about the next broadway concept that's nearing its completion ...Brokeback Mountain. (I **** you not...)

Can you guess what stars they're shooting for?


JAMES MARSDEN & HUGH JACKMAN

JAMES MARSDEN & HUGH JACKMAN

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I don't actually believe this, but I would think Hugh Jackman constitutes an "incredible landscape."

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Because this is going to help Hugh with they gay rumors.

I'd see it for Marsden, though.

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Why make a musical, an artform in which people express themselves through singing lyrics, based on a story about two people who are incapable of expressing themselves verbally?

A dance-theatre piece starring Scott Wise and John Selya, on the other hand...

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Why don't they just do an all male show of Oklahoma and call it OklahomO! LOL

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Kringas,

As far as I'm concerned, there's only one person capable of writing the lyrics for this piece.

Get that pencil ready.

And by 'pencil'...you know what I mean.

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"Ennis come on over for dinner, we'd be so glad to see you!"
"Jack Jack Jack, head in a sack, you can't just stand there dreaming pretty dreams...."

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Reposted for robbiej:

"Ennis -"

"Yes?"

"Uh, Ennis, I'm afraid that's not a pen - is
that your man parts, poking in my a$$ tonight?"

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Ennnnissssssssss!

Ennis, I b*tch
But I can't quitcha, Ennis
Ennis, can't quitcha

Ennis, I b*tch
But I can't quitcha, Ennis
Ennis, can't quitcha

Let his a*** not be torn
Let his h*** leave no stain
When I f*** him,
Let him not complain

Let his bone remain hard
And however I try
To f*** harder
Let him never cry,
Let him never cry

Ennis, I b*tch
But I can't quitcha, Ennis
Ennis, can't quitcha

Ennis, I b*tch
But I can't quitcha, Ennis
Ennis can... Ennis can't!

What good is this whining?
I can't even tell what I'm feeling
I can't be sure I feel this for a guy
Oh, Ennis, I love you
So much more than ladies
There's no chance once we leave the ranch
This can surivie

No good steed
Gives such troubles
No good horse does much
But let you ride them
No good steed
Gives such troubles
Nor do sheep
But I look at this man
And all I do is weep
No good steed
Gives such troubles

Let all Wyoming be agreed
I'm homo through and through
And since in these here parts
That's worse'n bein a Jew
I promise no man's c***
Will ever pass my lips again
Ever again
No man's c*** ... Will I s*** ...
AGAIN!

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Then never go see, Vivat, Vivat, Regina.

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Oh...good times, K.

Good times.

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"And I am telling you, I am not quiting you."

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You're not allowed in this thread.

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Agreed with robbiej. The duo singing their hearts out would completely ruin the overall theme of the story.