"Bush's Barberini Faun" by Maureen Dowd- Page 4
"Bush's Barberini Faun" by Maureen Dowd
#75if we scream loud enough and long enough people won't care that we're lying
Posted: 2/18/05 at 4:20pm
and, wca, because it is f***ing hilarious, here's a link to the video.
let's start a war, start a nuclear war
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#76From an anonymous website
Posted: 2/18/05 at 4:24pm
Excerpts from SERVICING MY COUNTRY: THE AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF "JEFF GANNON" by James Dale Guckert (New York: Regnery, 2007)
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"'Yes sir! Right away sir! Whatever you want sir!' he whimpered with delight. But then, as Karl Rove got to work below me furiously polishing my boots with his tongue, I wondered what was it I really *did* want. And then the answer dawned on me: what I really wanted more than anything was to meet and sit next to Helen Thomas."
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"But I'm a top!", I cried as he roughly turned me around, forcing my palms to the floor. He violently tore my pants down around my ankles, and ripped my bikini briefs off as he spat into his hand. "I don't give a ****, faggot!", he growled, "I'm going to mount my next invasion up your faggoty ass!"
I couldn't believe it. Here I was, little James Guckert, the one they called "F*cktert Faggot" in grade school, and I was getting f*cked by the president of the united states! I've never been so proud.
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The President then, to my surprise, dissolved into tears.
"I'm just not a top! Never have been! I'm just trying to somehow, deep inside, make that cane-faced beast of a mother proud of me. I'm NOT a sissy-boy, Mommy!"
The leader of the free world then proceeded to fall off of me, rolled over onto his back, and flung his feet up behind his ears.
"Make the voices stop, Guckypucky," he whimpered.
WindyCityActor
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#77From an anonymous website
Posted: 2/18/05 at 4:28pm
"I don't give a good g*ddamn if you want to be a cheerleader. Your father and I have decided you are going to play sports, like all the other little boys, mister sissy britches. Now get your hands off of your damned hips, you little pansy, and fetch me a scotch on the rocks!"
-- Mrs. George H. W. (Barbara) Bush, 1954
Updated On: 2/18/05 at 04:28 PM
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#78GannonGuckert going on CNN tonight with Anderson Cooper
Posted: 2/18/05 at 4:43pmShould be interesting....
#79GannonGuckert going on CNN tonight with Anderson Cooper
Posted: 2/18/05 at 6:53pm
oh. my. heck.
it's threads like these that make me hating missing a day or two at BWW!
Auggie27
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/13/03
#83GannonGuckert going on CNN tonight with Anderson Cooper
Posted: 2/23/05 at 8:31pm
I wanna see Vin Diesel as Gannon, in the Showtime movie.
And Lee Grant as Barbara Boxer.
And Paul Giamatti as Karl Rove.
#84GannonGuckert going on CNN tonight with Anderson Cooper
Posted: 2/23/05 at 9:06pmMichael Moore is being handed the sequel to F 9/11 on a silver platter!
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