Can The Adults Please Smoke? Chapter 29: Who Wants Wine?- Page 33

[D2]

Posted: 6/12/09 at 11:38am

[shameless]

Posted: 6/12/09 at 1:14pm

Friday thread death.

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 6/12/09 at 1:15pm

Well, I'm here but there was no one to talk to.

[MotorTink]

Posted: 6/12/09 at 1:19pm

boo

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 6/12/09 at 1:20pm

Boo who?

[shira467]

Posted: 6/12/09 at 1:23pm

Cute, Moony!

[MotorTink]

Posted: 6/12/09 at 1:24pm

no clue.

I keep going through phases of insane hyperness to feeling like i can't keep my eyes open. You'd think i was on drugs.

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 6/12/09 at 1:27pm

I thionk you need sleep.


Sleeeeep.

[MotorTink]

Posted: 6/12/09 at 1:32pm

I've actually been good this week...and last weekend wasn't too crazy. Shocking, I know. Stupid pool tournaments. I actually even came into work late today and let myself just lay in bed and relax for an extra hour or so this morning. They kept telling me not to come in at all, but we know how well that sits with me...glutton for punishment.

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 6/12/09 at 1:33pm

Shira, the next line should've been Boo who who! Obvious, I know, but...

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 6/12/09 at 1:41pm

NOOOOOO....it's an old knock-knock joke:

Knock knock

Who's there?

Boo

Boo who?

Don't cry little baby!

[shira467]

Posted: 6/12/09 at 1:57pm

Which was perfect for my response, LOL.

[D2]

Posted: 6/12/09 at 2:14pm

And don't pout. Or stamp your last year's Prada clad feet. Or bat your eyelashes. They don't work any more.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 6/12/09 at 2:16pm

Yeah, Addy's in charge now and she won't put up with that kind of stuff.

[shira467]

Posted: 6/12/09 at 2:21pm

I've got NOTHING, then. NOTHING.

[Q]

Posted: 6/12/09 at 2:21pm

"They don't work any more."

They used to work? Well, whatayaknow.

[shira467]

Posted: 6/12/09 at 2:22pm

What will I do? It's not like I can rely on sparkling personality and wit. What does that do?

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 6/12/09 at 2:30pm

Thank god you've got perky bosoms to fall back on -- for now, anyway.

[shira467]

Posted: 6/12/09 at 2:32pm

They deflated. I'm getting new ones next month. (Small, I promise! I won't get "bazoombas")

[Q]

Posted: 6/12/09 at 2:33pm

Shira - please, PLEASE tell me - for the sake of all that some people seem to think is holy - that you are joking?!?!?

[shira467]

Posted: 6/12/09 at 2:42pm

I plead the 5th. I lost all my body fat, and that included my chest. It's just skin now, but unlike my stomach or whatnot, these don't get taken off, just re-inflated. The outcome will be much smaller than the size I was before I lost weight.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 6/12/09 at 3:46pm

Your plastic surgeon is giving you a month in the vacation home you've bought for him in the South of France, isn't he? And, you are taking the fairy godfathers with you, right?

[DayDreamer]

Posted: 6/12/09 at 4:11pm

*refrains from commenting on the topic at hand*

Having a hard time focusing - we gotta finish the magazine by tomorrow and I've done so little it's scary. That's where my insomnia comes in handy.

[harris007]

Posted: 6/12/09 at 7:27pm

*giggles at shira for wearing last years prada*

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 6/12/09 at 7:46pm

If I didn't know better, I'd swear that Boobs was behind this.

OCEAN CITY - A group of students assembled a gnome village in front of the high school Thursday morning in an apparent prank days before graduation.

Now police are trying to reunite the 75 colorful garden ornaments with their rightful owners.

School staff found the pointy-hatted curios decorating the school's landscaping when they arrived at work.

Police Lt. Steven Ang said the eight students involved , all captured on the school's security cameras wearing dark hooded sweatshirts to conceal their identities , put some thought into the gnome feng shui.

"They were strategically placed in the landscaping , neatly and professionally," he said.

Police suspect the gnomes were taken from properties across Cape May County. Ang said police could pursue charges if property owners come forward with theft complaints. But for the moment, police are treating the incident as a prank.

"We're trying to keep it in perspective," he said.

"It was actually very creative and in good spirit," Principal Matthew Jamison said. "Of course, the school certainly doesn't condone stealing private property."

But Jamison said school officials do not know whose gnomes graced the school's lawn and shrubbery.

"It's unclear to me where they got them , if they were stolen off lawns or they bought them at flea markets or it was someone's mass collection," he said.

So far, nobody in Ocean City has reported missing a gnome. State Police also received no complaints of missing gnomes in neighboring Upper Township, Dennis Township and Woodbine on Thursday.

Police gathered the gnomes and took them to the impound yard off Tennessee Avenue, Ang said.

"Most exercised their constitutional right not to speak to police," he quipped.


Updated On: 6/12/09 at 07:46 PM