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#1376

can the adults please get back to drinking, eating and pretending to smoke?

Posted: 5/22/08 at 11:54am

Your parents are smart and you are lucky, Brd. My parents are stubborn and have insisted remaining "independent" despite the mounting evidence. That's why we're in this mess to begin with.

Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#1377

can the adults please get back to drinking, eating and pretending to smoke?

Posted: 5/22/08 at 11:55am

Nice to hear stories like that, Brd. Assisted living is in my mother's near future as well. Problem in her area is that Katrina took out most of the homes.

#1378

can the adults please get back to drinking, eating and pretending to smoke?

Posted: 5/22/08 at 11:59am

People, Florida is the retirement capital of the world. I can't imagine that we don't have some good facilities.

And the fact that I liver here is just icing on your cakes, I know.

Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

Updated On: 5/22/08 at 11:59 AM

#1379

can the adults please get back to drinking, eating and pretending to smoke?

Posted: 5/22/08 at 12:04pm

Liver? Freud much, Shamey?

#1380

can the adults please get back to drinking, eating and pretending to smoke?

Posted: 5/22/08 at 12:05pm

LOL!!

I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2.

"unleash the girly"

Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.

Puppies are babies in fur coats.

Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator

#1381

can the adults please get back to drinking, eating and pretending to smoke?

Posted: 5/22/08 at 12:08pm

OMG - that's a perfect 'slip'.

#1382

can the adults please get back to drinking, eating and pretending to smoke?

Posted: 5/22/08 at 12:11pm

It was against my mother-in-law's wishes to move to assisted living (and, as her primary caretaker, I was the one who had to force the issue - her two sons were incapable of making the decision.) I can honestly say it saved her life - cause I would have killed her by now, otherwise.

#1383

can the adults please get back to drinking, eating and pretending to smoke?

Posted: 5/22/08 at 12:23pm

If it were up to me alone, DG...

Well, all I can say is my favorite line from THE GOLDEN GIRLS: Shady Pines, Ma, Shady Pines.

#1384

can the adults please get back to drinking, eating and pretending to smoke?

Posted: 5/22/08 at 12:29pm

Wow! I just saw my typo. Yeah, I have no defense for that.

#1385

can the adults please get back to drinking, eating and pretending to smoke?

Posted: 5/22/08 at 12:34pm

We wouldn't buy it even if you tried one.

#1386

can the adults please get back to drinking, eating and pretending to smoke?

Posted: 5/22/08 at 1:06pm

*the cows bring in pizza*

Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)

#1387

can the adults please get back to drinking, eating and pretending to smoke?

Posted: 5/22/08 at 1:14pm

nice, shameys, nice.

ok update - the car is mine.

being prepped as I type and we go sign and pick up after work. woohoo.

BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

#1388

can the adults please get back to drinking, eating and pretending to smoke?

Posted: 5/22/08 at 1:15pm

yikes ... just read back ... that's a tough spot to be in, deeters. Sorry about the situation ...

Having rough day - a PM at work just won't listen to me. Wants me to basically fit a square peg into a triangular hole.

Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#1389

can the adults please get back to drinking, eating and pretending to smoke?

Posted: 5/22/08 at 1:27pm

I know, Tinkerbell, I know. Congrats on the new wheels!

Hey DD!

#1390

can the adults please get back to drinking, eating and pretending to smoke?

Posted: 5/22/08 at 1:29pm

How do those people ever rise to the top, DD? Oh, right, I just remembered Deet's theory.

Sorry for your pain.

Tink - we'll want photos, you know. Congrats!

#1391

can the adults please get back to drinking, eating and pretending to smoke?

Posted: 5/22/08 at 1:36pm

shames! moons! alls!

I just got an email from said PM - "I guess I just don't understand why you can't fit the square pegs into the triangular holes." (actually it's columns in a set page width, but the square pegs/triangular holes description is less boring).

Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#1392

can the adults please get back to drinking, eating and pretending to smoke?

Posted: 5/22/08 at 1:40pm

I guess saying, "because it just won't fit, you jackass!" is out of the question.

#1393

can the adults please get back to drinking, eating and pretending to smoke?

Posted: 5/22/08 at 1:41pm

I guess "I don't understand why YOU don't understand" is out as well.

Updated On: 5/22/08 at 01:41 PM

#1394

can the adults please get back to drinking, eating and pretending to smoke?

Posted: 5/22/08 at 2:03pm

I did say that, moony. Waiting for a phone call any minute now.

Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#1395

can the adults please get back to drinking, eating and pretending to smoke?

Posted: 5/22/08 at 2:14pm

Is it Friday yet?

I'm so not used to this 5 days a week, 8-9 hours a day w*rk thing. I'm out of practice.

I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2.

"unleash the girly"

Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.

Puppies are babies in fur coats.

Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator

#1396

can the adults please get back to drinking, eating and pretending to smoke?

Posted: 5/22/08 at 2:15pm

That'll be me in a couple of weeks ... I haven't had a 5-day work week since mid-April.

Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#1397

can the adults please get back to drinking, eating and pretending to smoke?

Posted: 5/22/08 at 2:20pm

I go back as far as February!

ETA: But I will add that I'm glad to have a job and not trying to find one.

I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2.

"unleash the girly"

Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.

Puppies are babies in fur coats.

Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator

Updated On: 5/22/08 at 02:20 PM

#1398

can the adults please get back to drinking, eating and pretending to smoke?

Posted: 5/22/08 at 2:26pm

I second that!

Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#1399

can the adults please get back to drinking, eating and pretending to smoke?

Posted: 5/22/08 at 2:36pm

i just LOOOOVVVVEEEE my job.

*vomit* lol

I do, just going schitzo from being pulled in too many directions.

BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

#1400

can the adults please get back to drinking, eating and pretending to smoke?

Posted: 5/22/08 at 2:48pm

Tink, we do not vomit!!!! We may pass out, fall down or blackout, but we do not vomit.

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