I didn't mean for you to come here for a pleasure trip, Shira. I meant for you to come here, clean my apartment and then fly back Friday night.
Girly, do something nice for yourself after the wake, even if it is as simple as stopping off for a coffee or a drink on your way home.
or a furry cuddle
I can't wait to see that furry bundle of joy. And his new puppy!
This furry bundle of joy and his puppy would love to see you Deet.
Good afternoon, my Peeps!
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A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES
He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought....
Soon he sees another sign which reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES
Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT
His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, 'What may we do for you my son?'
He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business.....'
'Very well my son. Please follow me.' He is led through many winding
passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, 'Please knock on this door.'
He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door... This nun instructs, 'Please place $100 in the cup then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway.'
He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the door pulling it shut behind him.
The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing another sign:
GO IN PEACE.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER.
Hey Moony!
I've been working and lurking.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
I have days...nay, weeks like that Shamey. Good to have here.
I did mean to say "good mornin'", but I must've gotten distracted or annoyed, or both.
I just had the dreamiest, sexiest installer I have ever laid eyes on here to put in the oven. Yum, yum, yum! Good news, the oven will fit. Bad news, the electrical is incompatible and couldn't be wired. Good news, Nick has to come back. Bad news, more $$$$$ and still no working oven. But, Nick has to come back!!! Moist!
LOL! NICE!
Oh, and Addy, The House of Mirth is also one of MY favorite books of all time. Who knew?
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
My lord...the man's an ex in the making. They come and go so quickly at Chez SOMMS.
Shut up.
LOL, Moony! That just made me have a coughing fit of laughter!
YSB, Two peas in a pod are we!
Sommsy, maybe you can find other things that need tinkering with so your Mr. Fix-It can come back again.
Q, Good one!
I just took my niece to lunch in SoHo. She's all grown up... she comes to NYC on her own now. She's just spending a day with a friend shopping and enjoy the sights and sounds of SoHo. Thankfully she still wants to see me when she has her NY adventure. (That, or a free lunch...)
Aunt Addy is grateful for any chance she gets to spend with her!
Now I need more cold medication to knock this thing out!
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Hi Addy! Do you feel any better, having gotten out and about?
Oh, how I wish that were true, cuz! He was easily twenty five years younger and built like a freaking Abercrombie model. I'm buying more appliances to be installed as we speak!
A bit. It felt great to take a steamy shower and then get out for some fresh air. I'm about to take another hit of my multi-symptom cold meds and maybe take a nap...
I should know better than to take a vacation day!
I need a new book to curl up with... any suggestions?
Sommsy... perfect plan!
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"I'm buying more appliances to be installed as we speak!"
*bites tongue - again*
Sommsy always had a thing for tools....
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
Oh cuz, there must be a cheaper way to meet gorgeous men.
Addy, I haven't had time to even pick up a book since summer. I'm no help there. But if you take enough cold medicine, it won't matter - you'll be asleep before the end of the first sentence.
Maybe I'll opt for a mindless magazine...
But, I do need some new books... I hate being without something wonderful to read.
I've read all of the Sookie Stackhouse (True Blood) series by Charlaine Harris. Love them! I'm also a huge fan of Lisa Scotoline. All her books have gals as main characters and all take place in Philly! I'm such a girl.
I don't know Lisa Scotoline. Will have to check her out. Thanks for the suggestion!
We love our girls!
I just finished reading "The Princess Bride" and will now move onto "The Gang - The complete history of Sesame Street" or I think that is what it is called, lol. Then the new Grisham novel that came out this month.
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