Dang it! A guy won a million bucks on a scratch off lottery ticket yesterday at the Deli/Caterer that did my luncheon meeting yesterday. Why not me?
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
Don't worry, SoMMS, your future ex-wife is going to win, remember?
Marry her in California and establish residency.
Actually Moony, she would be the third. Shocking, I know.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
Well, actually, I did know about at least one other, but I didn't think I should mention it in public.
Quite the heartbreaker, huh?
Awww thanks Poddie. I believe you "liked" on FB. Anyway, congrats to Girly & you because I care.
But Boobs, you'll have to divorce her first, no?
New Jersey divorces involve cement shoes. He's good to go.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
And so, apparently, are you.
Oh Boobsy. I'm afraid it must be me!! I read your comment and sai to myself, "what anniversary?" Me bad. Happy happy anniversary!
Sorry about your staff. Yay that you'll be in NYC.
My friend went into labor this morning and I went to stay with her until the ambulance arrived. I offered to drive her to the hospital and have her husband meet us, but 20 minutes after her water breaking, she thought an ambulance was better. I thought calling the paramedics was a bit silly. I mean, these things take time. We had time, right? Exactly one hour after she called me, we were standing on the street and she was gripping the back of the ambulance when her son made his grand entrance. My heart still hasn't calmed down.
How was your morning? lol
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
LMAO! Thanks Jose, but I believe you "liked" too
Congrats to your friend, JG2! It's nice hearing good news for a change.
Is it wrong that even though I read Deet's post twice, I just assumed he was referring to Boobs and not SOMMS - but it being SOMMS explains why Girly would have to grow a foot!
I had a weird dream last night, but it was tame compared to Deet's.
Happy Hump Day Adults. Let's hope it is a day of good news and more stories of humanity.
Updated On: 4/17/13 at 10:39 AM
Okay, which one of you freaks did this?!
http://gothamist.com/2013/04/14/sobbing_stalker_throws_pubic_hair_a.php
I swear it wasn't me
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
I judged the senior's work this morning. Better than last year but knowing all the players: still disappointing. Oh well. There's always next year, the students I have currently.
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
JG2 - awesome story as long as everything worked out OK!
Y - EXHAUSTING hearing this morning. My god will people raise their right hand and then LIE LIE LIE!
G'morning
The last scene in Act One of GODDESS OF THE HUNT was read last night and it killed. The laughs were non-stop and the comments/feedback after was the kind I dream about getting.
Interesting that the Bride-to-be never checked in yesterday.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
'Morning!
Massive chaos broke out here yesterday and by the end of the day the Junior class was smaller by four. Dealing with the situation put me way behind in "normal" tasks so I start today day behind already. Also, FIOS box is broken at home, so no internet or landline and the coffee maker at work is on the ftritz. On the other hand, there were no explosions and no one died or was maimed. Perspective is a beautiful thing.
Morning peeps! Keep checking your local news today because you may just see a picture of me being taking away in handcuffs.
I'm sure Bridezilla is lurking.
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