Can The Adults Please Smoke? Chapter 31: Flirty, Purty, and Squirty!!- Page 122

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 3/10/10 at 10:36pm

Lainie Kazan had work done. Why?????????????

[Q]

Posted: 3/10/10 at 10:46pm

Because you could park a DC-10 on her rear!

And don't blow a gasket, that's a direct reference from a beloved campy comedy album.

BIG points to anyone who knows what it is

[shira467]

Posted: 3/10/10 at 11:40pm

Well, I tried to Google it, Q. Couldn't find it.

Sorry about the houseguests, Addy.

[Q]

Posted: 3/11/10 at 12:08am

Here's some help - these are lyrics to the song I was referencing from the comedy album (which, by the way, Shaiman collaborated on!):

"Fat as I am.
Who wants to see a diva fat as I am?
I get mistaken now for Lainie Kazan.
How is it that I`m fat as I am?

Fat as I am.
The camera`s gonna add a ton to my can.
This is the way they say Godzilla began.
How did I get as fat as I am?

`Try it again.`
All of my friends say I should diet again;
That all my fans are gonna riot again.
`Look what happened to Liz.`

All of my sins
are not as numerous as . . . all of my chins!
I could audition for the doublemint twins.
No one in the biz is as fat as I is.

Ah, but what`s a career
when you put it next to knockwurst and beer?
They could park a DC10 on my rear.
God knows I got the gas!"

[gettinhep]

Posted: 3/11/10 at 12:27am

Did she sing it in that Turkish bath house, Q?

[Q]

Posted: 3/11/10 at 12:45am

*ding, ding, ding*

But the Continental was a long-faded memory at that point!

[gettinhep]

Posted: 3/11/10 at 12:50am

Divine.

[shira467]

Posted: 3/11/10 at 1:00am

Ha, had I just looked at the comments, I would have said that you were the "Wind Beneath My Wings. Instead, I Googled.

[gettinhep]

Posted: 3/11/10 at 1:01am

Haha, shira. Wind beneath my... Very good.

[shira467]

Posted: 3/11/10 at 1:09am

I sang "From a Distance" at my kindergarten graduation, and I've loved her since.

[Q]

Posted: 3/11/10 at 2:15am

So you've been a middle-aged gay man since kindergarten?

Bette Midler - Mud WILL Be Flung Tonight!

[shira467]

Posted: 3/11/10 at 2:44am

So you've been a middle-aged gay man since kindergarten?

I suppose so!

For goodness sake, I was a drama queen!

[DottieD'Luscia]

Posted: 3/11/10 at 7:21am

Good morning all.

Hi Shira. :)

Q - loved the story about your brother yesterday.

Bluemoon - I know you don't all bite; thanks!! I'll try to stop by more often.

D2 - I have a request, can we get some of those raspberry filled Krispy Kremes?!

[D2]

Posted: 3/11/10 at 7:30am

WAS Shira? And watch and learn:

Dottie, it would be my pleasure!















Mornin'

Oh, and Girly, Lainie Kazan may have had work done because she's going to be 70 in May. For some that would be reason enough. I saw her in person a few years ago at a reading, and I don't think she'd had work done then. If she had at that point, it was an incredible job. What photos and film don't show is an unbelievable glow that makes her stunningly beautiful.

Updated On: 3/11/10 at 07:30 AM

[DottieD'Luscia]

Posted: 3/11/10 at 7:45am

Love those - thanks!! :)

[D2]

Posted: 3/11/10 at 7:53am

You're very welcome, Dottie. Especially if it helps to keep you here.

[DottieD'Luscia]

Posted: 3/11/10 at 8:23am

Those raspberry filled Kripy Kremes will bring be back every time! LOL

[D2]

Posted: 3/11/10 at 8:25am

They'll be here every morning from now on.

[MotorTink]

Posted: 3/11/10 at 8:53am

Morning everyone!!

Happy Thursday!

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 3/11/10 at 9:04am

GASP!!!!! Raspberry filled donuts?!? Did you by them by the dozen? One is never enough (one dozen, that is).

'Morning all!

[D2]

Posted: 3/11/10 at 9:06am

There's one for everybody, Moony. Except Shira.

(And this, Dottie, is what Moony meant about us not biting, unless you're Shira. She specifically meant me. Right, Moony? )

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 3/11/10 at 9:08am

You and the rest of us, Deet. You just do it with style.

[D2]

Posted: 3/11/10 at 9:10am

Let's not kid ourselves, Moony. I do it with an anvil. A stylish one, to be sure, but nevertheless I'm not exactly subtle. Poor thing.

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 3/11/10 at 9:18am

Subtlety is lost on some folks, Deet. Style is not.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 3/11/10 at 9:27am

Sawadee Krap peeps!

Sending good vibes to the Sunshine State today.