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Can The Adults Please Smoke? Chapter 31: Flirty, Purty, and Squirty!!
#3025Wacky Wednesday
Posted: 3/10/10 at 10:36pmLainie Kazan had work done. Why?????????????
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2. "unleash the girly"
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
Q
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/3/05
#3026Wacky Wednesday
Posted: 3/10/10 at 10:46pm
Because you could park a DC-10 on her rear!
And don't blow a gasket, that's a direct reference from a beloved campy comedy album.
BIG points to anyone who knows what it is 
#3027Wacky Wednesday
Posted: 3/10/10 at 11:40pm
Well, I tried to Google it, Q. Couldn't find it.
Sorry about the houseguests, Addy.
Deet: Shira, I Love You!
Q
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/3/05
#3028Wacky Wednesday
Posted: 3/11/10 at 12:08am
Here's some help - these are lyrics to the song I was referencing from the comedy album (which, by the way, Shaiman collaborated on!):
"Fat as I am.
Who wants to see a diva fat as I am?
I get mistaken now for Lainie Kazan.
How is it that I`m fat as I am?
Fat as I am.
The camera`s gonna add a ton to my can.
This is the way they say Godzilla began.
How did I get as fat as I am?
`Try it again.`
All of my friends say I should diet again;
That all my fans are gonna riot again.
`Look what happened to Liz.`
All of my sins
are not as numerous as . . . all of my chins!
I could audition for the doublemint twins.
No one in the biz is as fat as I is.
Ah, but what`s a career
when you put it next to knockwurst and beer?
They could park a DC10 on my rear.
God knows I got the gas!"
gettinhep
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/9/04
#3029Wacky Wednesday
Posted: 3/11/10 at 12:27amDid she sing it in that Turkish bath house, Q?
'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt
Q
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/3/05
#3030Wacky Wednesday
Posted: 3/11/10 at 12:45am
*ding, ding, ding*
But the Continental was a long-faded memory at that point!
gettinhep
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/9/04
#3031Wacky Wednesday
Posted: 3/11/10 at 12:50amDivine.
'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt
#3032Wacky Wednesday
Posted: 3/11/10 at 1:00amHa, had I just looked at the comments, I would have said that you were the "Wind Beneath My Wings. Instead, I Googled.
Deet: Shira, I Love You!
gettinhep
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/9/04
#3033Wacky Wednesday
Posted: 3/11/10 at 1:01amHaha, shira. Wind beneath my... Very good.
'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt
#3034Wacky Wednesday
Posted: 3/11/10 at 1:09amI sang "From a Distance" at my kindergarten graduation, and I've loved her since.
Deet: Shira, I Love You!
Q
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/3/05
#3035Wacky Wednesday
Posted: 3/11/10 at 2:15am
So you've been a middle-aged gay man since kindergarten?
Bette Midler - Mud WILL Be Flung Tonight!
#3036Wacky Wednesday
Posted: 3/11/10 at 2:44am
So you've been a middle-aged gay man since kindergarten?
I suppose so!
For goodness sake, I was a drama queen! 
Deet: Shira, I Love You!
#3037Wacky Wednesday
Posted: 3/11/10 at 7:21am
Good morning all.
Hi Shira. :)
Q - loved the story about your brother yesterday.
Bluemoon - I know you don't all bite; thanks!! I'll try to stop by more often.
D2 - I have a request, can we get some of those raspberry filled Krispy Kremes?!
Hey Dottie!
Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
#3038[Girly Themed Thursday]
Posted: 3/11/10 at 7:30am
WAS Shira? And watch and learn:
Dottie, it would be my pleasure!
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Mornin'
Oh, and Girly, Lainie Kazan may have had work done because she's going to be 70 in May. For some that would be reason enough. I saw her in person a few years ago at a reading, and I don't think she'd had work done then. If she had at that point, it was an incredible job. What photos and film don't show is an unbelievable glow that makes her stunningly beautiful.
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
Updated On: 3/11/10 at 07:30 AM
#3039[Girly Themed Thursday]
Posted: 3/11/10 at 7:45amLove those - thanks!! :)
Hey Dottie!
Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
#3040[Girly Themed Thursday]
Posted: 3/11/10 at 7:53am
You're very welcome, Dottie. Especially if it helps to keep you here. ![[Girly Themed Thursday]](https://cloudimages.broadwayworld.com/board/happy.gif){kind=small}
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#3041[Girly Themed Thursday]
Posted: 3/11/10 at 8:23amThose raspberry filled Kripy Kremes will bring be back every time! LOL
Hey Dottie!
Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
#3042[Girly Themed Thursday]
Posted: 3/11/10 at 8:25amThey'll be here every morning from now on.
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#3043[Girly Themed Thursday]
Posted: 3/11/10 at 8:53am
Morning everyone!!
Happy Thursday!
BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless
SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!
Bluemoon
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
#3044[Girly Themed Thursday]
Posted: 3/11/10 at 9:04am
GASP!!!!! Raspberry filled donuts?!? Did you by them by the dozen? One is never enough (one dozen, that is).
'Morning all!
#3045[Girly Themed Thursday]
Posted: 3/11/10 at 9:06am
There's one for everybody, Moony. Except Shira.
(And this, Dottie, is what Moony meant about us not biting, unless you're Shira. She specifically meant me. Right, Moony? )
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
Bluemoon
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
#3046[Girly Themed Thursday]
Posted: 3/11/10 at 9:08amYou and the rest of us, Deet. You just do it with style.
#3047[Girly Themed Thursday]
Posted: 3/11/10 at 9:10am
Let's not kid ourselves, Moony. I do it with an anvil. A stylish one, to be sure, but nevertheless I'm not exactly subtle. Poor thing.
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
Bluemoon
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
#3048[Girly Themed Thursday]
Posted: 3/11/10 at 9:18amSubtlety is lost on some folks, Deet. Style is not.
#3049[Girly Themed Thursday]
Posted: 3/11/10 at 9:27am
Sawadee Krap peeps!
Sending good vibes to the Sunshine State today.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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