Can The Adults Please Smoke? Chapter 31: Flirty, Purty, and Squirty!!- Page 148

[shira467]

Posted: 3/18/10 at 2:31pm

Oh, I do know a good Italian market, where I buy my fresh ricotta. Oh, scary. I'll be avoiding for the next few days until those zeppole are GONE.

[D2]

Posted: 3/18/10 at 3:09pm

Back from the dentist, again, although this was a normal checkup/cleaning. Look ma, no cavities! Only thing: I drink too much coffee. I was shocked.

Oh, and while we were cleaning out the closets last weekend (which now look spectacular) J2 found a program from the national tour of SWEENEY TODD in the early 80s, when June Havoc was playing Mrs. Lovett. JB took it to her on Tuesday and had her sign it for him.

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 3/18/10 at 3:28pm

What a treasure, Deet!

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 3/18/10 at 3:39pm

Afternoon Adults. We have a local Italian deli ... I wonder if they stock those?

I have been buried in work the past couple of days, but appear to have an air bubble in sight. (knock on wood).

[shira467]

Posted: 3/18/10 at 4:49pm

Hey YWIW. Good to see ya!

[MotorTink]

Posted: 3/18/10 at 5:06pm

I've been craving a cannoli all freakin day now (keep it PG people)

[shira467]

Posted: 3/18/10 at 5:18pm

What kind of cream filling do you prefer?

[D2]

Posted: 3/18/10 at 5:19pm

Whipped.

[shira467]

Posted: 3/18/10 at 5:22pm

Do you prefer to whip manually or using the nitrous oxide canisters? After all, the latter whips quicker but the products of manual labor cannot be disregarded.

[D2]

Posted: 3/18/10 at 5:24pm

How the hell would I know? I leave all domestic chores like whipping cream to J2!

[shira467]

Posted: 3/18/10 at 5:29pm

Yet you'd enjoy the nitrous oxide.

[D2]

Posted: 3/18/10 at 5:38pm

[SEYMOUR]
Now, do it now
While he's gassing himself to a palpable stupor
The timing's ideal and the moment is super
To ready and fire and blow the sick bastard away

Now, do it now
Just a flicker of pressure right here on the trigger
And Audrey won't have to put up that pig for another day
Now- for the girl, now- for the plant
Now- yes I will... but I can't

[ORIN]
Don't be fooled if I should giggle
Like a sappy, happy dope
It's just the gas, it's got me high
But don't let that fact deceive you
Any moment I could die
Though I giggle and I chortle,
Bear in mind I'm not immortal
Why this whole thing strikes me funny
I don't know- 'cause it really is a rotten way to go

[SEYMOUR]
What we have here is an ethical dilemma
'Less I help him get the mask removed,
He doesn't have a prayer
True the gun as never fired,
But the way events transpired,
I could finish him with simple laissez faire
What we have here is a tricky moral problem
Do I help remove the mask, or let him go for lack of air?
Couldn't shoot him when I tried, but the fates are on my side
I can off the guy by staying in the chair...

[ORIN]
Don't be fooled if I should chuckle
Like hyenas in a zoo
It's just the gas, it turns me on
But don't let my mirth deceive you
Any moment I'll be gone
All my vital signs are failing
'Cause the oxide I'm inhaling
Makes it difficult as hell to catch my breath
Are you dumb or hard of hearing?
Or relieved my end is nearing?
Are you satisfied? I laughed myself to...

[SEYMOUR]
Death

[shira467]

Posted: 3/18/10 at 5:40pm

Okay, don't enjoy it THAT much.

[Q]

Posted: 3/18/10 at 6:48pm

Facebook gives me gas - I just don't get it at all.

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 3/19/10 at 6:50am

Italians and carbs....these are a few of my favorite things.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 3/19/10 at 8:09am

Morning peeps! Happy St. Joe's Day!!! I have 2 boxes of St. Joe's pastrie sitting on my desk. I fear to open them...I am waiting to others get in or I will be rolling out of the office later Moony, there seems to be 2 with your name on it...how did that happen?

[shira467]

Posted: 3/19/10 at 8:19am

Mmmmm. Carbs. CARBS.

(Hey, Q. Don't eat too many. The fiber could give you gas too. Just looking out for you!)

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 3/19/10 at 8:37am

Did you buy the large ones or small? Someone said they were going to bring some in here but knowing them, I'll believe it when I see it.

And I wanted to beat this jerk up on the road this morning. He decides he wants to move over into my lane. Only thing is, the back end of his car was right next to the front end of mine! So he starts to move over, THEN puts on his blinker AFTER he's started his move. I beeped the horn at him, he moves back into his lane, rolls down his window and STARTS YELLING AT ME!! Um, hello, a$$hole, if you'd kept going you would've hit me!!

Morning.

[MotorTink]

Posted: 3/19/10 at 8:47am

crappy way to start your friday, girly.

Morning all.

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 3/19/10 at 8:50am

"Moony, there seems to be 2 with your name on it...how did that happen?"

Because someone ate the other three?

[shameless]

Posted: 3/19/10 at 8:57am

LOL! ^^^ Reason number 954 of why I love Moony!

Hey Kids! Happy St. Joseph's Day and Happy Friday!!!!!

[shira467]

Posted: 3/19/10 at 9:08am

Happy St. Joseph's day to the Italians (and all who wish to celebrate).

The amount of food in traditional St. Joseph's day prep (via Google, naturally) is just astounding.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 3/19/10 at 9:59am

Girly, of course I got the big ones

Moony, I ate 2 of them.....not sure what happened to the other one.

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 3/19/10 at 10:19am

Yum!

I'm sure a few of your co-workers were NOT happy with you today!

[Q]

Posted: 3/19/10 at 10:20am

"of course I got the big ones"

Size Queen.