Can The Adults Please Smoke? Chapter 31: Flirty, Purty, and Squirty!!- Page 15

[D2]

Posted: 1/19/10 at 7:28am

Mornin'

Updated On: 1/19/10 at 07:28 AM

[MotorTink]

Posted: 1/19/10 at 8:24am

Good morning all!

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 1/19/10 at 9:28am

Mornin'.

And who are we schmoozin' today?

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 1/19/10 at 9:28am

Morning peeps! The day after a Holiday always sucks.

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 1/19/10 at 9:46am

Hey you gorgeous, people! Just wanted to tell you I am official. I got my Swedish residence permit today. THRILLED!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 1/19/10 at 10:06am

Congrats JG2!!! You'll have to send me some of those Swedish Fish that I so love.

[MotorTink]

Posted: 1/19/10 at 10:15am

Feel free to send me a tall attractive Swedish man if it's not too much trouble

Congrats, hun, that is so awesome!! So do you have a move date yet?

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 1/19/10 at 10:24am

Wonderful news!! Congrats!

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 1/19/10 at 10:28am

I am heading back to Tennessee for a couple of weeks around May 1, then off to Sweden whenever it's cheapest. lol

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 1/19/10 at 10:33am

Of course JG2 you can have a hunk of a Swedish man deliver those fish...I just thought that went without saying.

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 1/19/10 at 10:40am

*Sends Josh over with a bag of gummies.*

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 1/19/10 at 10:48am

LOL!! Good one!


Hope we'll get a chance to see you before you leave!

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 1/19/10 at 10:49am

We'll have to make that happen.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 1/19/10 at 11:06am

JG2...I said a "man"

[MotorTink]

Posted: 1/19/10 at 11:18am

Ok, so I am going through some old folders on my PC at work and came across this. I know I started a thread for it then, but the search function is not working for me today on here (or, well, ever). So I'll post them here and bring back some good ol' memories....


D2's Attend the tale....

Attend the tale of Broadway Girl
If there is blood she's sure to hurl
But in distress her head prevails
She's calm and collected and she never bails
Not Broadway
Not Broadway Girl
The common sense girly of Broadway
(World)

Attend the tale of witty SOMMS
His sharp retorts are dropped like bombs
But faced with a diaper of stinky green poo
Our smart urbane SOMMSY knows not what to do
Not SOMMSY
Not dear old SOMMS
The elegant poster of Broadway
(World)

Attend the tale of Shame-e-less
Her presence here is one we bless
But open booze and mention Tink
We've lost our dear Shamey to oceans of drink
She's shameless
She's shameless (Hic)
The champion drinker of Broadway
(World)

Attend the tale of Motor Tink
She is engaged (nudge nudge wink wink)
She keeps a bunch of back up boys
all locked in a dungeon with Taz and some toys
She plays hard
She's Motor Tink
The dominatrix of Broadway
(World)

Attend the tale of Deetie
The man's an absolute sweetie
His way with a rhyme, completely sublime
Here's to him, *raises Dirty Martini*
He's Deetie
The Poet Laureate of Broadway
(World) (*as written by SOMMS)

Attend the tale of Broadway Boobs
He ditched us all for Asian pubes
And though he's now in Singapore
We're all looking forward to taking a tour
Of Phuket
With Broadway Boobs
The missing poster of Broadway
(World)

[MotorTink]

Posted: 1/19/10 at 11:19am

Attend the tale of Moony (Blue)
I love her much of course, don't you?
To make her dreams come true she'll strive
To buy that apartment on Riverside Drive
Determined
She's Moony (Blue)
The strong-willed poster of Broadway
(World)

Attend the tale of grumpy Deet
He isn't nice, he isn't sweet
He has a way with words, it's true
He's wondering if his next victim is you
He's crafty
He's always there
With parody lyrics for Broadway
(World)

Attend the tale of sweet DD
He loves to write and he loves to ski
And even though he kills a thread
He also can make it arise from the dead
He’s charming
He’s magical
The lovable poster of Broadway
(World)

Attend the tale of PLM
He takes the stance “me vs. them”
And though he’s quite the lady’s man
His posting quite often results in a ban
Relentless
Political
Het-e-ro poster of Broadway
(World)

Attend the tale of snazzy Taz
He’s into kink and all that jazz
Just what he does on Friday night
With Tink in that dungeon might give you a fright
There’s bondage
Plus whips and chains
The wildest player(s) on Broadway
(World)

Attend the tale of Wanna Be
There's not a play he doesn't see
If there's a Foster in the show
It doesn't much matter which one 'cause you know
He'll see it
Most likely twice
The theatre-goer of Broadway
(World)

Attend the tale of SM2
He's into piss, he's into poo
Just let him know you're into scat
He'll be on your doorstep in ten seconds flat
With diapers
And Charmin too
The dirtiest poster on Broadway
(World)

Attend the tale of Sushi Sam
The avatar of an Irish ham
And though there’s those who doubt he’s real
A bunch of us met him and he’s the real deal
He’s Linnie
Our own V.M.
The Irish laddie of Broadway
(World)

Attend the tale of DGG
She just went on an audition spree
From town to town and school to school
She showed every college she’s nobody’s fool
She’s brilliant
We love her so
A beautiful poster on Broadway
(World)

Attend the tale of Jailyard Guy
His hair is red, his voice is high
Though on his flute he likes to riff
He likes it much better whenever a stiff
Martini
Is brought his way
The top musician of Broadway
(World)

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 1/19/10 at 11:21am

Those are priceless Tinky...thanks for re-posting.

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 1/19/10 at 11:26am

Thanks Tink! I was looking for mine the other day, after Shamey had mentioned hers, and I couldn't find it.


And it's a good thing I'm working from home, cause I was just laughing my head off over these!

Updated On: 1/19/10 at 11:26 AM

[brdlwyr]

Posted: 1/19/10 at 11:43am

I would not mind just being at home and not working! Very funny MT!

[D2]

Posted: 1/19/10 at 11:53am

Tink, you've inspired me:

Attend the tale of Roslyn R
She's worth as much as a dime cigar
Her posts are meant to aggravate
To heckle and hassle and otherwise bait
She's nasty
She has no life
The hemorrhoid poster on Broadway (World)

Updated On: 1/19/10 at 11:53 AM

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 1/19/10 at 12:14pm

Why do I get the feeling that was posted from your iPhone?

She'd probably consider this an honor.

[brdlwyr]

Posted: 1/19/10 at 12:44pm

Where has Addy been? Busy?

[shameless]

Posted: 1/19/10 at 12:46pm

Congrats, JG!

Good stuff, Sunshine!

Always, Brd, but her New Year's resolution was to work less. We should remind her about that.

[Q]

Posted: 1/19/10 at 12:49pm

Hello.

Thinking of you and yours, Shamey.

Addy needs an intervention.

Is it cocktail hour yet?

[shameless]

Posted: 1/19/10 at 12:51pm

Thanks, Q!

And, ALWAYS!