Can The Adults Please Smoke? Chapter 31: Flirty, Purty, and Squirty!!- Page 66
Can The Adults Please Smoke? Chapter 31: Flirty, Purty, and Squirty!!
#1625Betty White Thursday
Posted: 2/11/10 at 10:48am
LS, I hope you wore you scarf, hat and gloves this morning. 
I tried making friends with the plow guy, but he wouldn't stop. Do you think he misunderstood when I yelled out.."hey I got meat for you"?
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#1626Betty White Thursday
Posted: 2/11/10 at 10:51am
LMAO!!!!!
Possibly.
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
Bluemoon
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
#1627Betty White Thursday
Posted: 2/11/10 at 10:51am
No, I think he understood and sped up. 
Hey Shamey!
#1628Betty White Thursday
Posted: 2/11/10 at 11:01amDamn...next time I'll say "I have spicy Italian sausage for you"...that will get hime to stop.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#1629Betty White Thursday
Posted: 2/11/10 at 11:03am
Hello, Goddess!
So, you're not enjoying your mini break?
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
Bluemoon
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
#1630Betty White Thursday
Posted: 2/11/10 at 11:03am
Oh yeah, I'm sure.
OK, off to dig out some more (only because I feel guilty with all my neighbors do so).
#1631Betty White Thursday
Posted: 2/11/10 at 11:18amTo think that even Goddesses have to shovel. Why even have that title? Just another thing to make you go Hmmmmmmm
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#1632Betty White Thursday
Posted: 2/11/10 at 11:25am
Apparently, being my personal Goddess doesn't give you much clout. Too bad.
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
#1633Betty White Thursday
Posted: 2/11/10 at 11:26am
I bet if you'd mentioned your meatballs, he would've stopped! 
Front steps and walkways are shoveled. I did just enough between the sidewalk and the road for the mailman to squeeze through. That plowed crap was breaking my arms.
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2. "unleash the girly"
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
#1634Betty White Thursday
Posted: 2/11/10 at 11:31am
You may be right there Shames. Poor Moony.
There was no mailman for me yesterday...I wonder if he'll show up today? I wonder how Joop is doing be uncaged today? I should get a nanny cam so that I can watch her from work.....hmmmmm
Do you think asking for a snow blower for my birthday would too much to ask for?
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#1635Betty White Thursday
Posted: 2/11/10 at 11:38am
Well, that depends. Are you going to remember to store it, empty when it's out of season? HMMMMMMMMMM???!!!
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2. "unleash the girly"
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
#1636Betty White Thursday
Posted: 2/11/10 at 11:59am
Well, my neighbor told me yesterday that you have to let it run out of gas before you store it for the summer....who knew? He evidently learned the hard way. My game plan is to empty my garage this Spring...organize it and have enough room to fit a snow blower...I am too old for shoveling this crap! I also learned that you can't count on others to knock on your door to do it for you.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#1637Betty White Thursday
Posted: 2/11/10 at 12:03pm
At the risk of sounding like Harris:
Shamey, let's go to Home Depot and go in on a B'day present for Boobs!
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#1638Betty White Thursday
Posted: 2/11/10 at 12:10pmDeet, you're the sweetest. You may want to talk to the rest of the framily for this one though...I can't believe how much $$$ these things are! I need a sugar daddy!
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#1639Betty White Thursday
Posted: 2/11/10 at 12:21pmUm, didn't you learn the hard way, too? Isn't that what happened with the one you had?
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2. "unleash the girly"
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
brdlwyr
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
#1640Betty White Thursday
Posted: 2/11/10 at 12:27pmI guess one advantage of not having a driveway or garage is no need for a snow blower. C11 took care of the sidewalk, deck, etc. yesterday. I will shovel out more spots on the street until my portion of the block is clear. No lawchairs on my block for this snow, just not enough.
#1641Betty White Thursday
Posted: 2/11/10 at 12:32pm
Girly, my old one was just a small snow "thrower" it would have never handled this kind of storm. It was really a piece of crap and never worked properly...I think it worked once and wet snow got stuck in it and that was that. 
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#1642Betty White Thursday
Posted: 2/11/10 at 12:38pm
I don't think Girly was referring to the snow blower, Boobs.
And Girly, were you a nun in a former life?
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#1643Betty White Thursday
Posted: 2/11/10 at 12:40pm
Hm. Could've sworn it was the other. I wonder how I know that, then.
My arm officially feels like it's going to fall off. And my hand that I think was at an odd angle in my sleep the other day, and had been bothering me, is now feeling bruised. And that's with having the majority snowblown away. UGH!
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2. "unleash the girly"
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
#1644Betty White Thursday
Posted: 2/11/10 at 12:54pmA nun??!! Why? Do you want to slap me??
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2. "unleash the girly"
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
#1645Betty White Thursday
Posted: 2/11/10 at 12:56pmHome Depot? Can't ya just order it online?!
Deet: Shira, I Love You!
#1646Betty White Thursday
Posted: 2/11/10 at 1:03pm
I always thought that Girly would've made a great nun....is it too late for her?
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#1647Betty White Thursday
Posted: 2/11/10 at 1:05pm
Heavens no, Girly. I would never!
It's just that you're always adjusting that damned, stinkin' halo, and sometimes you get that nun-like tone when you talk to Boobs.
*runs*
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#1648Betty White Thursday
Posted: 2/11/10 at 1:22pm
All this time I thought it was just me. Thanks for noticing too Deet.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#1649Betty White Thursday
Posted: 2/11/10 at 1:28pm
*hides all sharp objects*
*pours herself a drink and sits on the couch by the fire*
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
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